BURGERDONALDS's definitions

bruhmao

1. A hybrid between lmao and bruh. Used when something shocking AND funny happens.

2. Another way to tell someone they're an idiot.

3. A half-assed response to show you read the message and you don't care. A response to anything.

Person A: i accidentally sent my crush screenshots of our conversation
Person B: bruhmao

Person A: i thought she was different
Person B: bruhmao

Person A: last night was crazy... there were drinks, chicks, and only my dick!
Person B: bruhmao

by BURGERDONALDS August 29, 2019

:(((

Sarcastic sad face. Another way of saying shut the fuck up in a nice way when you don't care about the conversation.

Person A: i wanna kill myself please help i need $5
Person B: oh nooo :(((

by BURGERDONALDS August 29, 2019

bruhzone

When the boys don't allow you to talk to a girl because they're going for her. That's when you're in a bruhzone.

Person A: why are you talking to her dog
Person B: stop putting me in the bruhzone

by BURGERDONALDS August 29, 2019

fendo

A guy that will text you for hours one day and ghost you for the next few months.

Person A: so what happened between you and Jake?
Person B: Jake's a fendo, fuck him

by BURGERDONALDS September 1, 2019

firstzone

When you friendzone them before they can friendzone you

Person A: are you still going with Julia?
Person B: too late I firstzoned her

by BURGERDONALDS September 1, 2019

bigbraining

When a girl uses a guy to get answers, favors, money, etc.

Person A: she just texted me again she likes me and wants me to help her with maths
Person B: she's obviously bigbraining you

by BURGERDONALDS September 1, 2019

sbhoy

Stands for short but hot boy. Used as double sided compliment.

Person A: look at that sbhoy over there
Person B: I would fuck him but he's shorter than me

by BURGERDONALDS September 1, 2019