Definitions by BURGERDONALDS

fendo 

A guy that will text you for hours one day and ghost you for the next few months.

Person A: so what happened between you and Jake?
Person B: Jake's a fendo, fuck him

fendo by BURGERDONALDS September 1, 2019

firstzone

When you friendzone them before they can friendzone you

Person A: are you still going with Julia?
Person B: too late I firstzoned her

firstzone by BURGERDONALDS September 1, 2019

bigbraining

When a girl uses a guy to get answers, favors, money, etc.

Person A: she just texted me again she likes me and wants me to help her with maths
Person B: she's obviously bigbraining you

bigbraining by BURGERDONALDS September 1, 2019

sbhoy 

Stands for short but hot boy. Used as double sided compliment.

Person A: look at that sbhoy over there
Person B: I would fuck him but he's shorter than me

sbhoy by BURGERDONALDS September 1, 2019

torchlight

The act of doxxing a girl's history and distributing the information to the men who are attempting to Slide into the DM's. Allows fuckboys to know their mark to increase their chances of being laid.

Girl: how did you know my VSCO account?
Boy: the boys torchlighted you in the group chat

torchlight by BURGERDONALDS September 1, 2019

bruhmao 

1. A hybrid between lmao and bruh. Used when something shocking AND funny happens.

2. Another way to tell someone they're an idiot.

3. A half-assed response to show you read the message and you don't care. A response to anything.

Person A: i accidentally sent my crush screenshots of our conversation
Person B: bruhmao

Person A: i thought she was different
Person B: bruhmao

Person A: last night was crazy... there were drinks, chicks, and only my dick!
Person B: bruhmao

bruhmao by BURGERDONALDS August 29, 2019

:((( 

Sarcastic sad face. Another way of saying shut the fuck up in a nice way when you don't care about the conversation.

Person A: i wanna kill myself please help i need $5
Person B: oh nooo :(((

:((( by BURGERDONALDS August 29, 2019