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Bruhmonica

A rumored musical instrument that is visually similar to a harmonica. The origins of this mythical instrument are unknown but it's speculated that less than 100 were ever made. Some people say that the Bruhmonica is a myth, a product of internet lore, others say that it originated from Eastern Europe. People who claim to have heard the Bruhmonica say that the instrument produces melodies vocoded to a well known sound effect called "Bruh - Sound Effect (HD)".
The music teacher told us that he had a Bruhmonica in his personal possesion
Bruhmonica by Unix 2816 March 21, 2022
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Brahminical Supremacy 

Colonial British construct rooted in 19th C scientific racism such as the Aryan Race theory which is since discredited.

Predominantly upheld by colonised Brahminical natives educated under the British Imperial system who secretly believe that they are rightful heirs of The Raj and must civilise the indigenous Hindus as the ruling class from South Asian departments.

They truly believe they are descendents of a mythical Aryan race, normally from highly privileged backgrounds, and to avoid giving up their privilege, they pretend to care about structural inequality by self loathing condemnation of their culture and by looking down on all who refuse to deracinate themselves.

They hate traditional Brahmins who are rooted in their traditional indigenous Hindu culture. They look down on and have extreme hate for India's low-caste Hindu PM and the President who is a Dalit.

burrmonica 

a kind, usually loving creature of burrmon. Speaks burrmon& english, not very well but with help we all know the species will learn! GOO BURRMONS!
Burrmonica& Clamantha are going to fail P.E, because they do not walk laps.
burrmonica by clamantha October 29, 2011
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