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Awkward Broness 

A point of awkward silence between bros.
Jeff: I got laid last night by that fat girl, Allegra.
Billa: Cool.
Fool: Cool.
Jeff: Yeah..
Billa: Yup...
Fool: Pfff..
Jeff: *Awkward Broness*
Awkward Broness by BillaBamNix January 29, 2009
A word used when cunsulting another one bro. It is used most often as a question. More commonly a way of greeting another bro. Stipulation on use include being a bro. See how to be a bro for more information. You can not become a bro you must be born one.
Ex. 1 One bro picks another bro up in his red truck. Conversation, "Broness...?" Response motion to rock! Follow by acknowledgement restatement of "Broness".
Ex. Ditching stuff. When about to ditch items in random place it becomes necessary to ask for the permision to do so from another one bro i.e. Lifting object about to be thrown Convs. "broness...?"Once again in the question format, and "broness" as assurance to again participate in the activity. Note: in this situation broness is not capitalized.
Broness by Alex October 9, 2004
A state of close, unbreakable brotherhood. Such a state requires time, effort, trust and honesty to be fully established.
Broness, I just secured 10 million dollars from my series A round.
Broness by jana :) July 2, 2019
when a man is whipped so bad by a girlfriend that he doesnt even want to hang out with his good friends anymore and talks about how he loves his girlfriend.
Man!! I was hanging out with joey the other day and at 2 a.m. he wanted to leave and go see lili. WHAT A BARNESS!!!
barness by willy mayeri September 19, 2006

Brenessy 

The biggest drunkie amongst all your friends. Knows exactly how to get into girls pants. Party animal.
player alcohol Brenessy
Brenessy by yazeratidot October 20, 2011

barnessexual 

barnessexual is a tiktoker, famously known for her two viral videos amongst the Marvel community. She is also known for liking men who are old enough to be her father, perhaps even her grandfather.

Another meaning can be calling yourself barnessexual. This means that you are sexually attracted to Bucky Barnes (The Winter Soldier).
‘barnessexual is obsessed with bucky barnes’
‘i am totally barnessexual’
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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