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when a man is whipped so bad by a girlfriend that he doesnt even want to hang out with his good friends anymore and talks about how he loves his girlfriend.
Man!! I was hanging out with joey the other day and at 2 a.m. he wanted to leave and go see lili. WHAT A BARNESS!!!
barness by willy mayeri September 19, 2006
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Bucky Barnes 

The brainwashed soldier in Captain America: The Winter Soldier who causes millions of fangirls to cry at the mere mention of his name. He was not intended to gain this many people emotionally attached to him. He was and is Captain America's right-hand man. He is commonly known as 'Bucky "Your plan is stupid. I'm coming with you." Barnes'.
Bucky Barnes has caused so much emotional turmoil among fangirls worldwide.
Bucky Barnes by marvelled March 1, 2015

Bucky Barnes 

The best fucking Marvel character in existence and god damn you wish he was real. He would be a great friend and an even better boyfriend. Gentle and caring, afraid of harming you. Still living in the 90s and hating on technology, you would have to help him use anything that lit up. Somewhere around 90 years old, but who gives a shit. He's hot.
Holy fucking hell I wish Bucky Barnes was real, and not just in my dreams.
Bucky Barnes by Ghost.Buster.Girl November 14, 2017

Bucky Barnes 

Jesus but hot.
“have you seen Bucky Barnes in Black Panther?”
“yes i’m not an atheist anymore!”
Bucky Barnes by rosalía April 7, 2021

Bucky Barnes 

Easily the best character in the MCU. Bucky is amazing. (He's also a pigeon.)
“Man, I really like Bucky Barnes.”
“I know, me too.”

Oh my badness! 

The opposite of oh my goodness. When we have said or done something bad or sinful it is ones badness that had caused one to behave in such a manner.
Oh my badness! I have set the house on Fire.
Oh my badness! by green923jade October 20, 2016

Ben Barnes 

idc what yall say yes ik he’s prince caspian BUT IDGAF HES ALWAYS SIRIUS BLACK IN MY EYES.
sorry anyway bye.
‘hey look that’s ben barnes yk they prince caspian guy’
‘NO HE IS SIRUS BLACK’
Ben Barnes by heylolwowidkbutyeah January 26, 2021
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