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when a man is whipped so bad by a girlfriend that he doesnt even want to hang out with his good friends anymore and talks about how he loves his girlfriend.

Man!! I was hanging out with joey the other day and at 2 a.m. he wanted to leave and go see lili. WHAT A BARNESS!!!

barness by willy mayeri September 19, 2006

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Bucky Barnes

The brainwashed soldier in Captain America: The Winter Soldier who causes millions of fangirls to cry at the mere mention of his name. He was not intended to gain this many people emotionally attached to him. He was and is Captain America's right-hand man. He is commonly known as 'Bucky "Your plan is stupid. I'm coming with you." Barnes'.

Bucky Barnes has caused so much emotional turmoil among fangirls worldwide.

Bucky Barnes by marvelled March 1, 2015

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Bucky Barnes

The best fucking Marvel character in existence and god damn you wish he was real. He would be a great friend and an even better boyfriend. Gentle and caring, afraid of harming you. Still living in the 90s and hating on technology, you would have to help him use anything that lit up. Somewhere around 90 years old, but who gives a shit. He's hot.

Holy fucking hell I wish Bucky Barnes was real, and not just in my dreams.

Bucky Barnes by Ghost.Buster.Girl November 14, 2017

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Bucky Barnes

Jesus but hot.

“have you seen Bucky Barnes in Black Panther?”
“yes i’m not an atheist anymore!”

Bucky Barnes by rosalía April 7, 2021

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Bucky Barnes

Easily the best character in the MCU. Bucky is amazing. (He's also a pigeon.)

“Man, I really like Bucky Barnes.”
“I know, me too.”

Bucky Barnes by buckythepigeon June 2, 2019

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Oh my badness!

The opposite of oh my goodness. When we have said or done something bad or sinful it is ones badness that had caused one to behave in such a manner.

Oh my badness! I have set the house on Fire.

Oh my badness! by green923jade October 20, 2016

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Ben Barnes

idc what yall say yes ik he’s prince caspian BUT IDGAF HES ALWAYS SIRIUS BLACK IN MY EYES.
sorry anyway bye.

‘hey look that’s ben barnes yk they prince caspian guy’
‘NO HE IS SIRUS BLACK’

Ben Barnes by heylolwowidkbutyeah January 26, 2021

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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