brqllante 

The most amazing person ever who loves bagels and is very gay

She’s 100% married to MITSKI and mina!

Brqllante is super amazing and awesome and she loves bagels. She’s also really gay and married to MITSKI and mina and that is true.

brqllante by lesbian bagel lover April 18, 2022

Bollanted

Taking the heat for someone else when they overpromise yet underperform and are nowhere to be found.

Fuzzy Bollanted me again! He promised his customer they would have their order today but it won't be ready for a week and Fuzzy's on vacation. BOLLANTED!!!!

Bollanted by seniorsensor April 20, 2014

brillant 

Being incompetent, having a grossly inflated sense of one's competence, and possibly being lazy too, with the result being a very bad (or non-working) design or implementation. Often used in conjunction with the name "Paula". Originates from a post on The Daily WTF (an online forum discussing examples of bad programming practices) where a lazy programmer named Paula had coded exactly five lines of Java for a major project in several months and had managed to bullshit her way through weekly meetings regarding her progress. One of the lines was:

private String paula = "Brillant";

whose sheer elementariness, inappropriateness in production code, narcissism and self-inflation, with a weird spelling for "Brillant" on top of everything else, was deemed memorable.

"Have a separate table for each customer instead of a field in a single table? That's brillant!"

brillant by AnonGoat June 11, 2006

brillant 

Not to be confused with brilliant.

Adjective, indicating an amazing lack of skill coupled with an incredible blindness to aforementioned lack of skill.

package test;

public class paulaBean {

private String paula = "Brillant";

public String getPaula() {
return paula;
}
}

brillant by Cyresse September 11, 2005

top notch brillianté 

A saying by posh students who have succeeded in something extrodinary.

(to joke about upper class people)

Xena: how was your day?
Ushna: Top Notch Brillianté

top notch brillianté by Ushena March 1, 2017

The Gary Brilhante 

The act of corn holing a sheep during February 29th Leap year more times than not a carrot is involved

It was the end of February and the young sheep was fooled by The Gary Brilhante.

The Gary Brilhante by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

Biollante swag 

Probably the swaggiest swag of all.

Ah, shit nigga! He got Biollante swag!
Dude Biollante SWAG!

Biollante swag by cwook October 3, 2011