brownstoned 

Getting invited to a dinner party at a well-connected person's house and waking up groggy in bed with a naked underaged girl (or boy) for blackmailing purposes.

Jeeves was a political maverick as a junior congressman until he was brownstoned early in his term.

brownstoned by Mister Brownstoned November 1, 2019

Brownstoned 

The most vile prank in the book. When you get a grip guys to file into the bathroom, each dropping logs in succession (and packing out their toilet paper in a ziplock) until a tremendous mound of shit has accumulated. It is a homeowner’s worst nightmare.

Yo! Did you hear? The boys brownstoned Michael and Lucas’ pad at the New Years’ party. They had to hire a professional cleaning crew and a crane to get all that shit out.

Brownstoned by Toby Ballsack July 24, 2023

brookstoned

When you think someone is completely trustworthy and a nice person to whom you can tell all your secrets, but then they betray your trust and stab you in the back multiple times.

You: Hey that Brett Brookstone looks like a pretty nice guy!
Me: Whoa there buddy, he's brookstoned some other people before.

brookstoned by Xiuhnan August 18, 2019

Mr. Brownstone 

Means Heroin and is also a famous song by Guns N Roses on their debut album "Appetite for Destruction". When they are saying "Dancing with Mr. Brownstone" it means they are "Shootin Heroin"

"We Been Dancin' with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin he won't leave me alone"

Mr. Brownstone by StraightUpWestSide June 27, 2005

Brownstone 

Heroin

Guns 'n Roses - Mr. Brownstone

Brownstone by Peter22222223 January 22, 2010

brownstoner 

One who finds recreation in shitting his pants while high.

Billy had both run out of money and clean pants due to his life as a brownstoner.

brownstoner by jaketheblacksnake August 22, 2011

Charles Bronsoned

The act of getting owned hardcore. Very hardcore.

Dude: "I warned you!"
Charles Bronson shoots a grenade at Dude, blowing him up.

Bystander 1: "Dude, did you see that guy?"
Bystander 2: "No, what happened?"
Bystander 1: "Fuckin'...he got CHARLES BRONSONED!"

Charles Bronsoned by H.G. Pennypacker May 20, 2008