brownsloped

The unfortunate intersection of a big skier's breakfast and a skiing accident resulting in a discoloring slide down the mountain.

When that girl ran into me, I lost control of my Huevos Rancheros and brownsloped halfway down the mountain!

brownsloped by sandman913 March 29, 2017

brownstoned 

Getting invited to a dinner party at a well-connected person's house and waking up groggy in bed with a naked underaged girl (or boy) for blackmailing purposes.

Jeeves was a political maverick as a junior congressman until he was brownstoned early in his term.

brownstoned by Mister Brownstoned November 1, 2019

Brownlowed

Verb. The act of walking around in a powerful manner that gives the impression you are superior to all those around you.

Walking with purpose and dignity, in a way that makes everybody stop what they're doing and pay attention to you. Moving in such a way as to make everyone pause and watch you go past.
May also be said B'Lowin' (bee-lowin)

I think we just got brownlowed.

Brownlowed by AmeliaPerfection April 8, 2011

Brownstoned 

The most vile prank in the book. When you get a grip guys to file into the bathroom, each dropping logs in succession (and packing out their toilet paper in a ziplock) until a tremendous mound of shit has accumulated. It is a homeowner’s worst nightmare.

Yo! Did you hear? The boys brownstoned Michael and Lucas’ pad at the New Years’ party. They had to hire a professional cleaning crew and a crane to get all that shit out.

Brownstoned by Toby Ballsack July 24, 2023