Browannabe: Defined simply as the anti-poon. A browannabe does not reel in broads as a true bro does. Browannabes can often be found pretending to give true bros nut shots, the drunk guy that "had like 50 beers bro" when in actuality there are only 3 empties chilling in the sink, this entire definition can be summed up as a complete chode.
That browannabe hasn't seen a pair of tits since Moby Dick was a minnow!
Bownana: An instrument used to attain the maximum diameter that a bodily oriface can have inserted into it. A bownana consists of a frozen banana that is repeatedly dipped into a tub of cold KY liquid-based lubricant. The produced effect is a banana that grows like a candle being dipped. The process is repeated until apporx. 6-8" in diameter. The Bownana is then inserted into the oriface. As the insertion is attempted the bownana melts producing a steadily decreasing diameter coupled with a steady increase in lubrication. Thus the moment of actual insertion displays the largest possible item of insertion.
Richard was curious as to how large of an object he could insert into his anus and by using his BOWNANA he discovered it was 5.25 inches.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*