brown bath

A sex act in which the participants willingly have intercourse in a bathtub full of feces resulting from diahrea.

Greg Gauvin was turned on by that bitch's tits, so he offered her a brown bath back at his place.

by Tobey March 18, 2004

brown bath

Something that makes a golden shower look like child's play. Not to be confused with the Iraqi Baathist party.

If my project manager doesn't cut me some slack, I'm gonna give her a brown bath! That moleyak! Cordejo.

by Mole E. Yak & Leonel March 31, 2004

brown bubble bath

When someone farts while taking a bath.

Mom: *knock knock* Honey, is everything alright in there? I heard a loud noise.
Son: Nothing, mom. I am just taking a brown bubble bath!

by Twinkle boner star July 24, 2017

bath the brown rat

When you go for a big brown poo in the toilet.

God I had a massive curry last night and needed to bath the brown Rat this morning

by Squashy Squashy Pumpkin Head May 16, 2023

brownbatter

When evidence is presented of one's physical assault on a spouse/significant other, the act of mumbling inane excuses such as memory-loss. Named after Chris Brown's appearance on Larry King.

"I don't know how she/hot hurt, it was all so confusing. I must have ... mumblemumble."

"That's just a bunch of brownbatter. You need help."

by lovekraft September 5, 2009

Brownathan

This is a very unique specimen. Its an oversized idiot that doesnt know how to speak. Brownathan will usually blank out also known has browning out at random times.
Habitat: The Brown Clown Foundation
Other Names: Clownathan, The Brown Basher, The Clown Clapper, The Pimple Popper, etc.
Fears: Its father

You’re kind of acting like Brownathan.

by Ninchako February 12, 2020