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brotaine 

Anything or anyone that inspires a bro to his full bro glory/potential.

Something or someone that gets bros or riled up.
Example 1: Dude, this party has got all the brotaine - cocaine, sluts and look, that bro is holding a protein shake with one hand and a dumbbell on the other. True bro heaven
Example 2: I shouldn't have invited the Betas to my party. Free booze and party sluts - there's too much brotaine in here and I don't want a bro take over!
brotaine by Rushdrifter May 12, 2017
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An alternative way of saying cocaine. Coined first by Zach Cregger of Whitest Kids U' Know.
"I told her I was gonna be in the woods for 2 weeks fighting ghosts or something, but then I went to my second apartment and did a shitload of brocaine." - Zach Cregger.
brocaine by poisonpoyson August 1, 2009
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A ritual substance used to lower inhibitions; generally lets bros open up to one another and just be bros. Overuse may lead to a possible bromance.
Woah, this brocaine is off the hook... which reminds me, bro... I love you bro.
Brocaine by tsukiatari August 17, 2008

bromaine lettuce 

Your best friend's girl's vagina.
Yo Phil, I'm really craving some bromaine lettuce with my salad before it's tossed.

After the party, Phil decided to grab a snack of bromaine lettuce.
bromaine lettuce by WTF JoJo November 20, 2018

brogaine 

A slang term for male enhancement products i.e. extenze, viagra
Dude my chick bangs me soo much harder after i use brogaine.
brogaine by EchoCharlieGolf May 18, 2011
A friend who just hangs with you cause you got drugs

Is with you on every party, but dosen't wants to meet you out of them.
Boy 1: „Did you heard about Jake he’s such a Brocaine to me“
Boy 2: „Oh yeah, he’s just here if you got that kind of stuff, you know drugs.
Brocaine by Girlygirlhun July 25, 2019
Slang in the medical community for a so called sedation "protocol" or lack there of. Usually used when referring to combative/non-compliant patients, it consists of getting as many nurses as possible and/or possible large male nurses that usually don't speak much English but can squat 450lbs and bench 350lbs. If done correctly BRUTAINE does not require a HAM sandwich (Haldol-Ativan-Morphine) or any sort of drugs however if you get some really crazy people you might have to hit them pretty hard with something cruel like 100mg of chlorpromazine (aka the over used anti-psychotic of the 60's!!).
Nurse Annie: Doctor! Doctor! The patient is hitting/biting/being a pain in the ass and won't calm down! Help!

Doctor Smith: Did someone request an order for some BRUTAINE?!!!! *Gets out Rx pad* Nurse Vladimir go help Nurse Annie before I get wild and finish this order for 15mg of Versed to sedate that crazy GOMER that's been sitting here for weeks.

Nurse Vladimir: Yes Doctor /Russian accent. *Proceeds to overhead press patient then forcefully straps him into restraints in his bed*