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broscoping 

v; the act of checking out males on social networking sites, primarily Facebook.
Bro, you must be gay because you have been broscoping ever since you got back from that frat party.
broscoping by Rockafella2412 February 21, 2010
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Boscolingus 

it is the act of a man sticking his tongue in your poop hole.
she told me to preform cunnilingous and tounge her pussy, instead I gave her boscolingus and tounged her butt hole.
Boscolingus by GD Daddy for Trixy December 6, 2012

Boscolingus 

Performing oral sex on the rear end (Bombays).

Term made up by radio personality "The Greaseman" in order to describe the action without retribution from the FCC.

Something 99% of women wont ask for but wont want you to stop doing.
I was feasting the yeast when the opportunity for a little boscolingus came about.
Boscolingus by Philvis January 7, 2008

Brooping 

Brooping is brushing while you take a poop. We do it because 1. We are in a hurry
2. It is a more comfortable form of brushing teeth.

Skills required: 1. Accurate spitting through the hole between your legs and into the toilet seat. 2. Remembering which hand holds the toothbrush and which holds the TP.
BRO1: Yo Brosizzle, how come your cock tastes like toothpaste?
BRO2: Well Brosuff, I was brooping like ten minutes ago and I totally spit toothpaste all over my dick!
Brooping by Pi2nkSti1nk May 7, 2011

Brooping 

Texting your bro while pooping.
Bro #1 - "sup dude"

Bro #2 - "Nothing dude, just taking a poop"

Bro #1 - "Ah dude me too!!, we're brooping!!"
Brooping by Chilicheeseenchilada August 17, 2010

broscaping 

The act of a male (typically 18-25) modifying his appearance to look more like a bro. This can include removing body hair to make the penis appear larger and shaving/growing facial hair to create the bro beard or chinstrap.

Broscaping is an art when done correctly. Only true bros can master it.
Bro 1: Bro, how'd your package double in size overnight, bro?

Bro 2: Bro, it's a broscaping trick. Smooth legs make it look huge, bro!

Bro 1: Bro, that's awesome, bro!
broscaping by TooMuchCoffee January 8, 2012

Boscolingus 

The act of licking someones asshole for pleasure
As I lay on my stomach my lover proceeds to slowly spread my cheeks and starts to perform Boscolingus on me.
Boscolingus by Ponse February 20, 2011
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