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Brommando 

A Brommando is a tactical unit of Bros or an individual Bro that helps other Bros out when they're in a situation that is turning into a total Brotastrophy.

Brommandoes are simply dedicated Bros that is always there for you when it gets complicated.
"Yo dude, only the Brommando can fix this party"

"The Brommando saved the party from turning into a bropocalypse"

"The Brommando must've entered the TESTOSTERZONE or something because he made everyone so PSYCHED!"
Brommando by Bromang April 15, 2010
Related Words
\BRO-meen\, noun. The essential binding element between the bro's in a bromance on a brolecular level. Few bros understand this however, as they rarely pass high school chemistry.
Under the right environment, such as in the presence of the catalyst 3OH3 (Oxygen Douchate), Bromine can form a durable chemical bond between two bromosexuals.
Bromine by Notls September 5, 2010
Bromine (abbreviated as BR1), small organic molecule in the brocholamine family. It is a monoamine neurotransmitter that plays an important physiological role during a bromance.
His bromine count is off the charts.
bromine by Dskar October 18, 2012

broomin' porcupines 

arousing the area above the genitals during the awkward phase between the 'sand paper' stage and the 'forest' stage.
My girlfriend usually has a full Brazilian but last night I was broomin' porcupines.

brominate 

To hang out with your bro's for an extended length of time (i.e., marinade is to meat as brominate is to bro's).
What are your plans for Saturday, bro?
-I'm probably just gonna brominate at the pad with my bro's.
brominate by ZaggTron January 18, 2009
The cool way to say your sweepin
"Mom look I'm broomin"
"Shut the fuck up Timmy nobody cares and your adopted"
broomin by Bighugeman November 8, 2020