broaming

Roaming urbandictionary.com with one of your closest bros for definitions of words that relate to bromance. Typically occurs between two high school boys who play football together and drink excessive amounts of brotein shakes.
Chances are these kids are enormous buttmunching douche bags.

Alex: "Brosef Stalin... check out this definition I found while broaming."
Kyle: "Watching you broam has given me a broner, broski."
Alex: "Let's hit the showers, Bro Montana."
Kyle: "Lay off man you are gonna make me bro cheese."
Alex: "Calm your self bro, the bro job hasn't even started yet."

by kyleandalexaregay November 26, 2009

broaming

When the rat race threshold has been reached the necessary reaction is a road trip with bros.

Im over worked and underpaid. I need to get out of

here...time to broam.

This job sucks bro, time to quit, fill up the VW and start broaming tour 2010. Don't forget the tequila...

by strange fever October 26, 2010

Broaming

Accepting a phone call from your closest bro while in a place where you'll be hit with roaming charges. You know he's not calling you to talk about his period - it must be worth it.

You: "This better be good. I'm broaming right now."
Bro: "Dude, I had the craziest night ..."

by Broamer July 10, 2012

Brommingled Fund

A Fund which consists of the pooled assets of several bros. A Brommingled Fund invests most of its assets in developing markets (i.e. Bromania, The Chick Republic, and Buttswana).

Tanner: Dude, our Brommingled Fund is down circa 10% this month!
Chad: Bro, you can't panic every time there is a correction in the Gangbangladesh market!

by Do the Stammy Leg October 2, 2016

cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.

With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.

by 30 tall cans of Busch August 29, 2009

corn brooming

v. keeping the path of one's friend or boss clear of obstacles. Originally used in ice curling to indicate the action of sweeping gravel, beer bottles and other debris off the action lane where the hammer rock is flung by the harrier.

..............................

This is my birthday party so when we get to this club I am expecting to get a lot of corn brooming from you ladies.

..............................

Hey. Could I get a little corn brooming here? This is only an important presentation.

by gnostic1 November 6, 2011

Broading

When you and your friends go out solely for the purpose of picking up girls.

Man, I haven't been laid in a while. Let's go broading.

by I like broads July 3, 2010