8 definitions by Travis Urban
A female companion, typically attractive, used to lure in other females for her guy friend. Must be sure to flirt with other men, to assure other females that their relationship is strictly platonic.
Pauline was the best wing bait. Whenever Jaque brought her with him to the bar, he scored at least three numbers.
by Travis Urban November 29, 2009
by Travis Urban January 22, 2007
The act of taking off a used condom, tying it up, and placing it into your chick's purse so she'll find it the next morning.
by Travis Urban August 2, 2006
The incessant and immediate need to race to the toilet after downing a cup of coffee. The race is between you and your bowels. Hopefully you win!
Jay walking home from Sunday morning brunch with friends and all of a sudden starts sprinting towards his apartment
Mikal: Hey Jay where are you going?!?
Jay: I had too much coffee! I got a turtle pushing cloth!
Mikal: BROWN DERBY!
Mikal: Hey Jay where are you going?!?
Jay: I had too much coffee! I got a turtle pushing cloth!
Mikal: BROWN DERBY!
by Travis Urban August 25, 2008
a raunchy gutterslut who you can ride all day and go where ever you'd like for a cheap price (much like the NYC unlimited metro cards)
by Travis Urban August 18, 2006
After fellatio, when the receiver shoots their load into their
partner's eyes so that they can't see.
partner's eyes so that they can't see.
This one time I really didn't want to return the favor to this girl,
so I gave her the London Fog and busted out of there.
so I gave her the London Fog and busted out of there.
by Travis Urban December 20, 2006
arousing the area above the genitals during the awkward phase between the 'sand paper' stage and the 'forest' stage.
by Travis Urban May 4, 2006