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Brolocked
bro-locked broh-lokt
Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.
Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.
Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?
Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?
Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)
Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)
(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)
Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?
Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?
Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)
Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)
(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)
Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?
Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Brolocked by BrandonChrist August 30, 2013
brology
The study of bros and everything that has to do with overall true bromances. It is usually taught by a professor with years of intesive training, called brologists, brologists are usually the hardest thinking scientists in the science community. Brology became an official subject in high schools circa 2008
Is that a bromance? Or are they just gay?
Obviously you'd know the answer if you didn't skip all of your Brology classes.
Obviously you'd know the answer if you didn't skip all of your Brology classes.
brologue
Brologue:
Bro 1: You know what my three rules are right?
Bro 2: First, no teeth.
Bro 1: Yeah man, no fuckin' teeth. And rule number two watch the teeth! Rule three? I mean it no teeth!
Bro 2: Yeah dude that's the worst.
Bro 1: You know what my three rules are right?
Bro 2: First, no teeth.
Bro 1: Yeah man, no fuckin' teeth. And rule number two watch the teeth! Rule three? I mean it no teeth!
Bro 2: Yeah dude that's the worst.
brologue by hotdiggitydawg November 8, 2009
Bolohan
1) A duck phallus.
2) The last name of an untalented social "pundit" named Scott who appropriately looks like a duck phallus with Bieber hair.
3) A completely forgettable tool, much like an unimpressive experience with a duck phallus.
2) The last name of an untalented social "pundit" named Scott who appropriately looks like a duck phallus with Bieber hair.
3) A completely forgettable tool, much like an unimpressive experience with a duck phallus.
Humo: "Did you happen to read that Red Eye article written by Scott Bolohan?"
Sparky: "Bolohan? Did you say 'Bolohan'? Since when did little duck phallus' start writing articles for that free publication?"
Humo: "Not sure how long that Bieber-obsessed tool has been around, but me thinks someone should ship him back to that suburb of Detroit that he is from..."
Sparky: "Bolohan? Did you say 'Bolohan'? Since when did little duck phallus' start writing articles for that free publication?"
Humo: "Not sure how long that Bieber-obsessed tool has been around, but me thinks someone should ship him back to that suburb of Detroit that he is from..."
Bolohan by Fire 'til I die! April 24, 2011
Han Brolo
another term of enderment for "bros"
usually connected with other such starwars bro names:
Broba Fett
Brohan Solo
Chewbraca
C3P-bro
usually connected with other such starwars bro names:
Broba Fett
Brohan Solo
Chewbraca
C3P-bro
Han Brolo by Kyle Ballard May 29, 2008
marco brolo
A harmless game for the bros; generally played in a crowded setting while searcing for a fellow brodude.
Ben: Hey bro, have you seen Vinny?
Ryan: Yeah bro, he's somewhere around here.
Ben:Hey I got an idea we'll just play a game of Marco Brolo.
Ben: Marco
Vinny: BROLO!!!<Answers from across the bar>
Ryan: Yeah bro, he's somewhere around here.
Ben:Hey I got an idea we'll just play a game of Marco Brolo.
Ben: Marco
Vinny: BROLO!!!<Answers from across the bar>
marco brolo by BenGordon October 18, 2011