1) A
duck phallus.
2) The last name of an untalented social "pundit" named Scott who appropriately looks like a
duck phallus with Bieber hair.
3) A completely forgettable tool, much like an unimpressive experience with a
duck phallus.
Humo: "Did you happen to read that Red Eye article written by Scott Bolohan?"
Sparky: "Bolohan? Did you say 'Bolohan'? Since when did little
duck phallus' start writing articles for that free publication?"
Humo: "Not sure how long that
Bieber-obsessed tool has been around, but me thinks someone should
ship him back to that suburb of Detroit that he is from..."