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When you are down to get foolishly pissed up with booze on a tuesday morning, you call your friend a brolow instead of a bro.
Hey brolow, wanna go get shit wacked?

Hey brolow, lets go get lamblasted at the titty bar!
brolow by Burnzarelli November 26, 2010
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A well groomed and stylish man who is up on the latest fashion trends.
Looking good Brolow. Where did you get that vintage blazer ?
brolow by Brolow.com December 16, 2016
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A mikes of the color brown and black
I have brlown hair
Brlown by Tirzah Sadie June 16, 2021

Brolocked 

bro-locked broh-lokt

Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.
Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?

Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?

Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)

Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)

(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)

Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?

Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Brolocked by BrandonChrist August 30, 2013
The look obtained by a bro when he has long enough hair to put his snapback on backwards, and have all the hair from his bangs flowing backwards from the top of the forehead underneath the snaps up into the hat. Extra points are earned if the flow has some body or sideways flow. Broflow can be seen at the gym, on the beach, at the local skate park, or in Freshman level business courses.
Bro #1: Hey bro, check out this dope snapback.
Bro #2: Sick. You can totally broflow that.
broflow by orangedizzle February 6, 2013
your boo on the low. a girl u hook up with but dont want people to kno about.
Tom: that girl is beat
Brady: yea she is but id hit that she could b my boolow
boolow by Dirters January 29, 2009
The study of bros and everything that has to do with overall true bromances. It is usually taught by a professor with years of intesive training, called brologists, brologists are usually the hardest thinking scientists in the science community. Brology became an official subject in high schools circa 2008
Is that a bromance? Or are they just gay?

Obviously you'd know the answer if you didn't skip all of your Brology classes.
brology by BROSKI #3 August 9, 2009
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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