Brolih

Brolih is a slovenian animal known for being fat and drinking juice. The first known sighthings of this creature date back to the early 19 hundreds. There was a brave expedtion by an explorer known as Chake. He led the the forces from celje to investigate reports of sheep and humans being taken form nerbay villages. Today the word is used in slovenian modren slang that refers to a "best" or "alpha male". Hundreds of years later it still romes the nerbay villages as an alpha predator on the very top of the food chain.

Your such a Brolih = Your such a beast/alpha/sigma

by Brolih December 14, 2021

Brolih

Is the only person in the world that could pay for a prostitute and still get friendzoned

Brolih: ok let's do this
Prostitute: but I like u more as a friend

by Yo mum s closest friend October 31, 2019

broih

A combination of the the two words boi and bruh. Broih can be used to replace either word in a sentence. Often used when a person is confused or distressed.

1. Broih, why would you eat that moldy pizza?

2. Broih, why did you call me Meghan? My name is Sue.

3. Broih, what is wrong with you?

by leylafern10 December 8, 2016

brolific

Producing brotherhood or bromance in large quantities or with great frequency

My buddy and I had a most brolific weekend working out, eating wings, drinking and hitting on girls together.

by Lamb Lamb July 22, 2010

Brolio

A condition found in gyms and fitness clubs where a bro with a massive upper body habitually skips Leg Day in order to keep his pumped state in the region of his upper body.

The resultant lack of fitness to the legs leaves the Bro deformed with a monstrous upper torso and arms with tiny little old lady spindly legs.

Oh, man, Scott (because all Bros are named Scott), really has The worst case of Brolio that I've ever seen. I don't think his legs have ever done anything but walk his ass over to the dumbbell rack.

by Mastermind Excello May 20, 2015

brolimic

A guy who is suffering from bulimia.

I think Todd just went to the bathroom to throw up. Is he brolimic?

by blublu February 20, 2007

Broligious

When a guy fakes being religious in order to get ladies. A broligious guy will post bible verses on social networking websites, go to "religious" youth groups, and possibly attend church (just as long as the lad(y/ies) he wants to score on is/are there). He will never have any intention whatsoever of applying the things he has posted, learned, or preached in his real life.

Side effects may include but are not limited to: Hypocrisy, Sinning, Douchiness, (Damnation?)

Bro 1: "Yo bro, you should become broligious with me. Bro 3 did it a few months ago and he's choppin' like hell."

Bro 2: "BRO! let's doooo it! Bro 3 is my Bro!"

Bro 1 and Bro 2: "KNUCKS!"

by madhints January 18, 2011