brologue

Silly, manly dialogue between two bros. Often involves girls or sex.

Brologue:

Bro 1: You know what my three rules are right?
Bro 2: First, no teeth.
Bro 1: Yeah man, no fuckin' teeth. And rule number two watch the teeth! Rule three? I mean it no teeth!
Bro 2: Yeah dude that's the worst.

by hotdiggitydawg November 8, 2009

Brologue

Mindless chatter between two bros. Most sentences in a brologue are made up of the word "bro" or variations of said word. Nothing meaningful ever comes out of these types of conversations, unless you believe that males communicate non-verbally.

Tim texts Forrest after a long night of partying and a brologue ensues,

Tim- "sup bro"
Forrest- "not much brah, that party tonight was crazy though"
Tim- "yeah I know brosif, it was bromazing."

by XxxABroxxX October 10, 2011

brologne

Cologne that rubs off on you from a male friend after spending lots of time with them.

Female: He smells good. What's he wearing?

Male: My brologne.

by BreezePuppy March 11, 2010

brorogue

A male's prerogative to delay an event or activity with a significant other in order to spend quality time with his male friends, or "bros".

"The guys and I have a tee time at 2:00 - I'm going to have to brorogue on the trip to your mother's today."

by baritonick January 6, 2010