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Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.
Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.
Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?
Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?
Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)
Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)
(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)
Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?
Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?
Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)
Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)
(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)
Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?
Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
by BrandonChrist August 30, 2013
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by Brown Magick March 2, 2010
Get the Brotocol mug.1. A brolociraptor is the most dangerous type of bro, because he is also a velociraptor.
2. One who has learned to pick up women from watching Jurassic Park. They wait in the tall grass and pick off the stragglers.
2. One who has learned to pick up women from watching Jurassic Park. They wait in the tall grass and pick off the stragglers.
1. Bro: Yo brolociraptor, how was your weekend? Hunt down any unsuspecting scientists?
Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2. Bro: Yo brolociraptor, you pick up any chicks this weekend?
Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2. Bro: Yo brolociraptor, you pick up any chicks this weekend?
Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by SilverbackUltraMasculine March 31, 2009
Get the brolociraptor mug.The study and practice of being a true bro. It is the study of general problems concerning matters such as girls, drinking, working out, playing sports, and of course, bromances. The word brolosophy is derived from the ancient greek word of "Love of bros"
Bro 1: Bro, you gotta get rid of that gf before we move into that appt.
Bro 2: Ya, we'll never see you around.
Bro 3: Don't worry guys, bromance > romance in my opinion.
Bro 1: That is some wise brolosophy.
Bro 2: Ya, we'll never see you around.
Bro 3: Don't worry guys, bromance > romance in my opinion.
Bro 1: That is some wise brolosophy.
by JohnnyBro February 18, 2009
Get the Brolosophy mug.Brobocop is a combination of the word 'bro' and 'robocop'. It is used to refer to a 'bro' that is always checking up on you and making sure you follow the rules.
by BobDoleX December 27, 2008
Get the brobocop mug.Similar to protocol. Brotocol is a strict code of conduct followed by bros. No matter what the activity may be, bros have to follow brotocol.
Tony: Bro, I don't care if you called shotgun, I'm sitting in the front seat.
Joe: Bro, you gotta follow brotocol, get in the back seat!
Joe: Bro, you gotta follow brotocol, get in the back seat!
by Joe Bro Bro Joe December 3, 2009
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