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Brolocked 

bro-locked broh-lokt

Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.
Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?

Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?

Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)

Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)

(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)

Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?

Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Brolocked by BrandonChrist August 30, 2013
Related Words
A bro native to Poland. Still has the characteristics of a bro, just that he's polish.
Danny: Dude, I was playing some lax yesterday with Tomas. He's pretty good at it, and he got laid by his ex again afterwards.

Trevor: Yeah bro, Tomas is like the chillest brolack that I know.
brolack by 420alldayerrday247 November 13, 2010
Tall black or white socks. Usually worn by bros, or just badasses.
Brendan: matt, what are you doing at the gym without brosocks?
Matt: working out?
Brendan: well, you look stupid.
brosocks by timeforbuisness June 19, 2011

Bropocket 

Kaley, get my pen out of your Bropocket!
Bropocket by Sadieisonfire1 April 4, 2011

brolociraptor 

1. A brolociraptor is the most dangerous type of bro, because he is also a velociraptor.

2. One who has learned to pick up women from watching Jurassic Park. They wait in the tall grass and pick off the stragglers.
1. Bro: Yo brolociraptor, how was your weekend? Hunt down any unsuspecting scientists?

Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2. Bro: Yo brolociraptor, you pick up any chicks this weekend?

Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Brolicking 

Greg: Yeah, John and I went brolicking last night.
John: No homo.
Brolicking by smadazil July 5, 2009