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bromestic 

when a group of bros live together in a house, apartment or other residence, and share in some sort of bromance. in extreme cases of bromesticity, members may have nicknames that make fun of notable historical and literary characters by replacing a syllable of their names with "bro" (such as, brostoevsky,broseph stalin, et. al.)
did you see those guys living in that house together? they're so bromestic!
bromestic by lindsay broham November 29, 2007

bromestic violence 

The bromance between Manny and Dick was over once Manny started punching Dick - a clear case of bromestic violence. Their broath of nonviolence was broken.
(adj.) When straight men do something seemingly sexual or risque with each other that is in fact just bros being bros
Matt: Did you see those two guys who ran across the room and hugged? Or that one giving a back rub? Are they...

Kevin: Nah, dude, that was just brolesque.
brolesque by steelersk36 October 8, 2011
Best mate, straight male term of endearment. Cross between bro and homes, the guy you have a bromance with. Like dude, but more exclusive. Sounds gay, but isn't... apparently.
'I love you man'

'I love you more, bromes'

'You mean it? Sweet!'

They share a broment...

'You're not gay are you?'
Bromes by B.J.Johnson November 14, 2009

Broomes Island 

Place in Calvert County where ALL of the drug dealers reside. You can get anything from weed to OxyContin there. Everyone there owns a boat and even the old heads buy and sell drugs. Cops are always trying to bust doors down looking for drugs but the Islanders are always one step ahead. Its a small place with only one way in and one way out but you can always score there anytime of day. The road that takes you into B.I. is called 264 and you commonly here B.I. natives and friends of them shouting 264 at parties all over the tri-county area.
Dude 1: Man, there is a big party tonight but I can't find an chron or pills anywhere!

Dude 2: Yo, let me hit my boy up in Broomes Island and we can get all that and then some.
Broomes Island by Anonymous-264 October 22, 2008

Brolested 

To be subjected to unwanted or improper bro-like activities
"Dude, Chad totally just brolested me"

"Bra, do you wanna go talk about it in my civic and listen to some DMB"
Brolested by Dankebudz December 22, 2008