broliest

An adjective
Define the most broliness character from a bro

Bro 1: Drink 12 pints of beer while hanging upside down from his DIY pull-up bar
Bro 2: Bro!! That has got to go into the broliness Hall of Fame for being the broliest things ever!!

broliest by Prometus May 18, 2020

brolisted 

The friendzone, for girls.

When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.

"You and Chris get along so well! You should totally date!"

"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."

"Aww, girl, that sucks!"

brolisted by leglesslegolegolas February 4, 2013

Brolested 

To be subjected to unwanted or improper bro-like activities

"Dude, Chad totally just brolested me"

"Bra, do you wanna go talk about it in my civic and listen to some DMB"

Brolested by Dankebudz December 22, 2008

Brolestation

Brolestation coming from the latin root words brofus and molestati come together to form the pinnacle of Bro on Bro homosex. This is a very rare event that only comes in to play when there is a large amount of axe spray and natty ice in the air, and if the sound waves are pumpin with jack johnson, it is considered a 100% garuntee of bro-rape

Stephen: "Hey this natty ice is delicious! Wheres the rest?"

Brian: "Oh it's up in my room, bro. We should chill there I got some jack johnson and a gamecube up there we can bro-out!"

10 minutes later....

Stephen: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BROLESTATION"

Brian: "Damn! He looked fine all soapy wet!"

Brolestation by Jake-Zeb June 28, 2008

brolestation

when one bro takes it a little too far without the other bros permission.

Broseph was charged with brolestation last week after touching Bromeister's raging broner

brolestation by Lance Partydown October 17, 2008

BroLies 

brō-laɪs; is a microblog about things guys frequently lie about.

BroLie #14: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

On Twitter: @BroLiesTweets, your gf is a 10

BroLies by BroLiesTweets June 24, 2011