Bromes

Best mate, straight male term of endearment. Cross between bro and homes, the guy you have a bromance with. Like dude, but more exclusive. Sounds gay, but isn't... apparently.

'I love you man'

'I love you more, bromes'

'You mean it? Sweet!'

They share a broment...

'You're not gay are you?'

by B.J.Johnson November 14, 2009

Brometheus

A friend who allows you to borrow a lighter. Named after the Greek god who gave fire to humans.

Francis: Hey bros, anyone got a lighter? I'm tryna spark this doobie.
Chad: Yeah bro I got you.
Francis: Thanks Brometheus.

by YouHaveToCallMeDragon July 7, 2012

Bromeat

Another term for your bro's junk.

Guy1: DUDE "get your bromeat off of my leg"

Guy2: "Oh, sorry bra"

by furdog July 21, 2012

bromentum

The driving force among a group of friends (bros) during a night of partying. As more "bros" decide to party, the group gains bromentum.

"Dude, everybody's leaving the party! We're losing bromentum!"

by ZagBro December 29, 2007

Brofessor

A Scientist with a Doctorates degree in Brology.

After spending many pointless hours studying trivial things such as math. Andrew decided he needed to major in something worth his time. So he became a Brofessor.

by Brofessor Jory June 4, 2010

bromeopathic medicine

When you're feeling sick or down, hanging out with your bros can provide a therapeutic effect, thus alleviating whatever symptoms you may have been experiencing.

Yo man, Jeff just broke up with his girl, we should go chill over his place for a while, he could use some bromeopathic medicine.

Before going to the hospital, always try a little bromeopathic medicine.

by M Rockwell September 3, 2007

Bromenclature

The act of substituting or changing a word to incorporate the word bro to make you more awesome or appealing to a crowd of fellow males.

Examples of Bromenclature :
"Randall hooked it up with a fake I.D. so I could mack on all the skeezy bar sleeze. What a fuckin Bromosapien."
"Dude, Eric copped out on us again to hang out with his woman, what a faux-breaux."
"Thanks for the lift Brobi Wan Kenobi!"

by Evan C January 5, 2009