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Brokers Reserve is an American Blended Whiskey that is 40% alc/vol. It cost between 6 and 7 dollars for a 5th. People generally buy it when they are broke or are cheap. People call it broke-ass for short.
Dude #1 "Ahh..Man your drinking broke-ass brokers?"
Dude #2 "Yeah I only had 7 dollars in my bank account."
Brokers by Brynden May 16, 2006
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brokeassness 

In a state of always being broke.
I'm sorry, but due to my constant brokeassness, I will not be able to go out drinking.
brokeassness by -aL August 27, 2008
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pussy broker

a guy that sets a friend up with a girl. Said girl is usually a strong contender for an easy lay, solid hookup, date or relationship. The pussy broker (PB) acts as a matchmaker or pimp of sorts. This negotiation is discussed with the friend ahead of time and the PB gets a favor of some kind that usually involves sexual exploitation of said setup (like pictures of the girl naked or a video of sex with said girl). Bonus Points are given if said girl is an ex-girlfriend of the PB.
"My buddy did a great job as my pussy broker this weekend. He set me up with a real freak and all i had to do was take a picture of her tits!"

"I really need to get some ass. I need to call up my PB and see who he can set me up with."
pussy broker by nunzio19 July 22, 2009

Broversation 

A very deep conversation that can only occur between 2 or more men, or bros and that can range in subject from life to girls to family. This conversation often brings about strong emotions and often occurs when the bros have been drinking. Once a broversation is started, it should not be interrupted by others.
Bro 1: "Dude, I can't believe she's doing this to me."
Bro 2: "We need to have a broversation."
Bro 1: "Hell yeah we do!"
Broversation by ahsjrmrc December 3, 2011
A person or thing that has NO money... Ever.

Someone Suffering from chronic brokeassness.
Q: Why don't you have an iPhone?

A: Because I'm a brokeass.

"Can you believe Pete's behavior tonight? He stole all of the bread from dinner and only ordered water."

"Yeah, since his divorce from Shelly, Pete's totally a brokeass"
Brokeass by thatfatgirl March 28, 2009

love broker

a man who controls prostitutes and arranges clients for them, taking part of their earnings in return.
I contacted the local love broker to get my nuts off today
love broker by F.L. Broker June 25, 2017
1: one who acts as a middle-man in large quantity drug deals (specifically marijuana)
a : a person with lots of connections both socially and business-related, who is trusted by both the buyer and the seller to facilitate the actual transfer of product and payment for a small fee.
b : a person who negotiates the terms of a drug deal and guarantees a safe and smooth transaction

2: Weed Broker
3: one who sells or distributes marijuana
Is Dan still a broker? Because I got a buyer who just flew in from New York and he needs somebody with good connections.
Broker by Leahzlatest July 24, 2017
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