brokest

Feeling extremely extremely poor, especially due to a stupid purchase, cheated by an ex-lover who used the money for another lover, or due to just refusing to work for years.

Dude, help me, I am brokest. Can you spare me some moolah to buy myself an ice-cream?
I hear that Tom is brokest by his wife, who bought this "magic rock" for good luck at $10,000.

by keizng May 13, 2020

brokest

The most broke. More broke than others.

You gotta be the brokest mfer I done ever meet.

by sickazindustriez May 10, 2025

Brotest

1. The act where more than one male, feels strongly about a particular issue in which other males are affected

1. " I can't believe that John posted all those pictures from the Bucks night on Facebook! I heard Mary demanded to see the pictures. We should Brotest against this action"

by s_41_NT August 17, 2009

Brokeitis

This is the disease that a lot of people face. Where you want to go do something and realize your broke. Usually chronic. Can only be cured by a better job or the lottery

Friend 1:Wanna go get a tattoo with me?
Friend 2: I would but I'm suffering from brokeitis

by RainbowJae June 26, 2012

brovest

A vest for bros

When a douchebag wants to look dapper at a club, he might wear a brovest.

by Super9 September 10, 2012

Broketober

Broketober (Broke+October) is the time of the year (around october) where all of the big Triple A games are being released.

"F*** man, Broketober is emptying my

wallet this year, I can't afford buying all of those games"

by IdoRovitz December 15, 2018

bronesty

Honesty that is maintained between two bros that must not be broken. Bronesty is stronger than honesty. It is swearing on the bro code to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, even if it means having to admit that you're gay.

Tim: In all bronesty, why did you get a broner when you were just looking at me?
Boris: Bronestly, I think I'm gay.

by Timbo-Slice January 3, 2010