brokequet

the bougie broke; broke but your bills are paid

"I dont have no money, I'm brokequet"

by Trepretty2019 June 14, 2019

brouquet of flowers

A gift of flowers given by a bromosexual to his bromantic interest in order to progress thier relationship.

A: Hey bro, it's been fun hanging out with you so I got you this brouquet of flowers

B: Thanks bro

by B00TY October 21, 2009

brotiquette

Any action between two male friends that is not good bro etiquette. These actions can include, but are not limited to, cock blocking, flirting with another's ex girlfriend, and being a poor wing man.

Travis: Did you see what happened to me at the bar last night when I was flirting with Ashley?

Andy: Yeah, P-Money came up and bought her a drink and went home with her. That was piss poor brotiquette!

by P-Money315 May 1, 2010

broquet

a bunch of some manly objects given by one man to another as a demonstration of affection, such as a six-pack of beer, or a fistful of pepperoni stix.

He gave his buddy a broquet of Bud for helping with the move when his girlfriend curbed him.

by mcgyver007 April 9, 2014

Brobeque

When a group of bros get together for a barbeque with no chicks in order to jam out to Dave Matthews and Incubus, drink some Natty Ice and just chill.

Hey Roger, Kev's havin' a brobeque at his house tonight, round up all your bros and bring your best Nickelback c.d.

by Charlie Cannon May 26, 2008

BrokenNetflix

Broken Netflix is the oldest gen roblox audio maker (better than agramane btw)

i wanna collab with "BrokenNetflix" his only downside is hes addicted to child porn

by Audio Maker January 28, 2022

Brouquet

When a group of bros, preferably 3, wants to signify their bromance they touch the scrotums of their fully erect penises and bind the base of shafts together with a rubber band. Thus creating the trifecta of a bromance known as the Brouquet. Or a bouquet composed of penis shafts.

Note: A binding pressure of roughly 10 Kpa is recommended to avoid unintentional castration.

I really wanted to surprise my girlfriend so I gave her a Brouquet. Then she called me a fag and dumped me! I don’t understand girls bro.

by Juggy Brodeltine February 14, 2012