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brouquet of flowers 

A gift of flowers given by a bromosexual to his bromantic interest in order to progress thier relationship.
A: Hey bro, it's been fun hanging out with you so I got you this brouquet of flowers

B: Thanks bro
brouquet of flowers by B00TY October 21, 2009

brotiquette 

Any action between two male friends that is not good bro etiquette. These actions can include, but are not limited to, cock blocking, flirting with another's ex girlfriend, and being a poor wing man.
Travis: Did you see what happened to me at the bar last night when I was flirting with Ashley?

Andy: Yeah, P-Money came up and bought her a drink and went home with her. That was piss poor brotiquette!
brotiquette by P-Money315 May 1, 2010
a bunch of some manly objects given by one man to another as a demonstration of affection, such as a six-pack of beer, or a fistful of pepperoni stix.
He gave his buddy a broquet of Bud for helping with the move when his girlfriend curbed him.
broquet by mcgyver007 April 9, 2014

Brobeque 

When a group of bros get together for a barbeque with no chicks in order to jam out to Dave Matthews and Incubus, drink some Natty Ice and just chill.
Hey Roger, Kev's havin' a brobeque at his house tonight, round up all your bros and bring your best Nickelback c.d.
Brobeque by Charlie Cannon May 26, 2008

BrokenNetflix 

Broken Netflix is the oldest gen roblox audio maker (better than agramane btw)
i wanna collab with "BrokenNetflix" his only downside is hes addicted to child porn
BrokenNetflix by Audio Maker January 28, 2022

Brouquet 

When a group of bros, preferably 3, wants to signify their bromance they touch the scrotums of their fully erect penises and bind the base of shafts together with a rubber band. Thus creating the trifecta of a bromance known as the Brouquet. Or a bouquet composed of penis shafts.

Note: A binding pressure of roughly 10 Kpa is recommended to avoid unintentional castration.
I really wanted to surprise my girlfriend so I gave her a Brouquet. Then she called me a fag and dumped me! I don’t understand girls bro.
Brouquet by Juggy Brodeltine February 14, 2012
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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