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brokequet 

the bougie broke; broke but your bills are paid
"I dont have no money, I'm brokequet"
brokequet by Trepretty2019 June 14, 2019
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brouquet of flowers 

A gift of flowers given by a bromosexual to his bromantic interest in order to progress thier relationship.
A: Hey bro, it's been fun hanging out with you so I got you this brouquet of flowers

B: Thanks bro
brouquet of flowers by B00TY October 21, 2009

brotiquette 

Any action between two male friends that is not good bro etiquette. These actions can include, but are not limited to, cock blocking, flirting with another's ex girlfriend, and being a poor wing man.
Travis: Did you see what happened to me at the bar last night when I was flirting with Ashley?

Andy: Yeah, P-Money came up and bought her a drink and went home with her. That was piss poor brotiquette!
brotiquette by P-Money315 May 1, 2010
a bunch of some manly objects given by one man to another as a demonstration of affection, such as a six-pack of beer, or a fistful of pepperoni stix.
He gave his buddy a broquet of Bud for helping with the move when his girlfriend curbed him.
broquet by mcgyver007 April 9, 2014

Brobeque 

When a group of bros get together for a barbeque with no chicks in order to jam out to Dave Matthews and Incubus, drink some Natty Ice and just chill.
Hey Roger, Kev's havin' a brobeque at his house tonight, round up all your bros and bring your best Nickelback c.d.
Brobeque by Charlie Cannon May 26, 2008

BrokenNetflix 

Broken Netflix is the oldest gen roblox audio maker (better than agramane btw)
i wanna collab with "BrokenNetflix" his only downside is hes addicted to child porn
BrokenNetflix by Audio Maker January 28, 2022

Brouquet 

When a group of bros, preferably 3, wants to signify their bromance they touch the scrotums of their fully erect penises and bind the base of shafts together with a rubber band. Thus creating the trifecta of a bromance known as the Brouquet. Or a bouquet composed of penis shafts.

Note: A binding pressure of roughly 10 Kpa is recommended to avoid unintentional castration.
I really wanted to surprise my girlfriend so I gave her a Brouquet. Then she called me a fag and dumped me! I don’t understand girls bro.
Brouquet by Juggy Brodeltine February 14, 2012
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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