When a group of bros, preferably 3, wants to signify their bromance they touch the scrotums of their fully erect penises and bind the base of shafts together with a rubber band. Thus creating the trifecta of a bromance known as the Brouquet. Or a bouquet composed of penis shafts.
Note: A binding pressure of roughly 10 Kpa is recommended to avoid unintentional castration.
Note: A binding pressure of roughly 10 Kpa is recommended to avoid unintentional castration.
I really wanted to surprise my girlfriend so I gave her a Brouquet. Then she called me a fag and dumped me! I don’t understand girls bro.
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The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.
Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!
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1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.
2. Also known as the "PMB."
1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.
2. Also known as the "PMB."
1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet."
2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."
2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."
by Spineripper18 March 12, 2011
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"Dude! Did you see that guy in the motorcyle? He had to be going at least a hundred!" "Yea, I also noticed he was wearing jean-shorts and a tank top with no helmet. Regular Roadside Bouquet.
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