When a group of bros, preferably 3, wants to signify their bromance they touch the scrotums of their fully erect penises and bind the base of shafts together with a rubber band. Thus creating the trifecta of a bromance known as the Brouquet. Or a bouquet composed of penis shafts.
Note: A binding pressure of roughly 10 Kpa is recommended to avoid unintentional castration.
Note: A binding pressure of roughly 10 Kpa is recommended to avoid unintentional castration.
I really wanted to surprise my girlfriend so I gave her a Brouquet. Then she called me a fag and dumped me! I don’t understand girls bro.
by Juggy Brodeltine February 14, 2012
A gift of flowers given by a bromosexual to his bromantic interest in order to progress thier relationship.
by B00TY October 21, 2009