mcgyver007's definitions

misophallist

the female version of a misogynist, a hatred of all things with penises. From Miso - to hate and phallus - the manshaft. The way an over-the-top man-hating rabid feminist would be typified.

She is such a misophallist that she hates even Ghandi and Christ just because they have dinks. And they never even used them!

by mcgyver007 April 9, 2014

TJ

Tongue Job... the girls equivalent of a BJ! The other half of a 69.

I told him I would give him a BJ if he gave me a TJ first, but not while I was driving!

by mcgyver007 July 21, 2012

BWB

Acronym for Bestie With Benefits, a friend we actually enjoy both talking to and sleeping with. The way a good relationship should be!

"Wow, are X and Y a couple now?... I dunno, but they definitely have the BWB vibe goin' on! "

by mcgyver007 April 22, 2018

broquet

a bunch of some manly objects given by one man to another as a demonstration of affection, such as a six-pack of beer, or a fistful of pepperoni stix.

He gave his buddy a broquet of Bud for helping with the move when his girlfriend curbed him.

by mcgyver007 April 9, 2014