brokefetch

Brokefetch – The only neofetch clone that doesnt pretend like your life is ok.

Friend 1. I just contributed to brokefetch
Friend 2. No way, thats sick!

by Timongogoyt October 23, 2025

Brokewatch

A flakey ass person who always uses a broken watch for their reason for being late. They always keep a cheap digital watch with a broken display on their wrist, which they will point to if asked why they are late.

That guy is a brokewatch. Don't bother asking why he's late, he will start crying about how he fell down the stairs on his way to work and how lucky he was that he didn't break his neck.

by bushmeatburrito July 10, 2016