Browmance

Latest bullshit offering from septic firm Maybelline, makeup for eyebrows. Specifically intended for silly bitches suffering from acute princess syndrome leaving them with something over their eyes that looks like cross between a rat’s turd and a dead caterpillar.

“Have you seen Maggy’s eyebrows? She’s got more hair there than a gorilla’s armpit!”
“Maybelline browmance.”

Browmance by AKACroatalin May 22, 2017

browmance

The relationship between two heterosexual males who spend inordinate amounts of time together, do all the same things and like all the same things.

If I didn't know better, I'd think that Mark and Matt were gay lovers, but I know it's only a browmance.

browmance by sidney catalina April 27, 2011

Interracial Bromance 

A romance existing between two bros of different races.

Matt is white. Anthony is black. They are in an interracial bromance.

Interracial Bromance by five-six August 14, 2012

Bromance 

Bromance is the combination of two words, "brother" and "romance". It describes the unique male bonding found between "brothers from another mother". This is between heterosexual males and no matter what is never seen as a gay relationship, though it may be joked about.

Those two have such a bromance, they literally know what the others thinking.

Bromance by tj debtwiler May 25, 2011

Bunghole Bromance

When two heterosexual males are trapped in sexless marriages for numerous years, one night ultimately get hammered beyond oblivion, and strike up an anal romance.

I’m not sure what’s going on with Matt and Jeremy, but last Saturday I walked in on them fucking each other. It seems like they have started a Bunghole Bromance, and if their wives find out, their marriages are over.

Bunghole Bromance by Tee Cee Deez February 18, 2019

Bromance 

Two straight guys that say I love you to each other while sober

If they joke about fucking each other they're probably in a bromance.

Bromance by 37Anonymous37 December 29, 2019

Bromancipated 

When a group of bros, men, homeboys, or otherwise friends are able to convince one of the bros intimate other into allowing him to go out for the evening, thus freeing him from his woman's bonds.

Ryan's girl would not allow him to go out until his friends showed up and bromancipated him from being forced to watch chick flicks all night.

Bromancipated by John Soviet July 13, 2013