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Term used to describe an incredibly sexy being, with an unusually large penis. Recent scientific results show that women tend to love men that are named Abed. Someone named Abed, is also usually reffered to as a pussy magnet.
"Wow look at that guy, he's getting a 3 some, wow, he's such an Abed"

"That guy's incredibly handsome, and such an Abed."
by k-h-g May 17, 2009
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lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin
"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"
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1. Abbreviation of Anal Bashed

2. Word commonly used by homosexuals to describe the act of being penetrated anally with force.

I had a hot session with Joey yesterday. He a-b-ed me all day long.
by Alek B May 27, 2008
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When your giving it to a girl from behind, yell out "Son of a Fuck", then when she turns around to see what happened, u give here a Strawberry Shortcake.
Last night when i was geetn her from behind, i totally Abed her in the face.
by urfatbro91 March 21, 2011
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getting completely pwned at some thing
Guy 1:*walks into room with black eye*
Guy 2: Dude! what happened?!?!
Guy 1: i totally got Abe'd by a bowling ball
by oohbla November 26, 2011
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to get abe'd is to get credit carded (take it ANAL) by your skatboard
yo u just got ABE'D
by FafariFoot December 04, 2010
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