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Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.
Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.
Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?
Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?
Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)
Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)
(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)
Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?
Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?
Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)
Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)
(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)
Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?
Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Brolocked by BrandonChrist August 30, 2013
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brosocks
Brendan: matt, what are you doing at the gym without brosocks?
Matt: working out?
Brendan: well, you look stupid.
Matt: working out?
Brendan: well, you look stupid.
brosocks by timeforbuisness June 19, 2011
brojack
When your bro is borny and you help him out with a hand job.
Mutual masturbation between close male friends.
Mutual masturbation between close male friends.
Brolock
Being brolocked is the process of a girl being deemed unable to be dated by you because she has (or is) dated your best friend.
Done of of sheer respect and bromance.
Done of of sheer respect and bromance.
Dude: Hey, you think that anything can happen between you and my girl?
Guy: Nah man, she's officially brolocked now, I wouldn't dare do anything.
Dude: Word.
Guy: Nah man, she's officially brolocked now, I wouldn't dare do anything.
Dude: Word.