broete

the girl version of bro

megan Thompson asked michael for the homework and he said no she said c'mon help a BROETE out!

broete by every.person.in.fwood April 24, 2016

Brotendo

When a stranger is about to ask you something. When that person is most likely on drugs

Stranger:What's up brotendo, I was thinking about getting my foreskin sewn back on.

Brotendo by Potatobum March 25, 2015

Brotest 

1. The act where more than one male, feels strongly about a particular issue in which other males are affected

1. " I can't believe that John posted all those pictures from the Bucks night on Facebook! I heard Mary demanded to see the pictures. We should Brotest against this action"

Brotest by s_41_NT August 17, 2009

Brotection 

Non sexual protection issued by your bros, such as a human wall between you and your ex or saving your ass from a nagger.

So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a human wall to block visual contact between me and Fran.

Brotection by Laxislife777 June 14, 2010

brotesque

Rendered grotesque by virtue of characteristic bro'ness; bro'ed to the maximum.

That HB truck is freaking brotesque!

brotesque by thiudans November 22, 2006

brœthers

A group of straight heterosexual males who are gay only for each other

I thought my new boyfriend was normal, but them I caught him cheating on me with his brœthers!

brœthers by FrostyTheBlowMan April 20, 2021

The Broste System 

The ranking of friendship among manly men.
Broski-best of bros
Bro-real good friends
Homie- good friends
Friends-were decent friends
Acquaintance-we cool

Sorry dude, but according to the broste system you’re just a homie.

The Broste System by TheRealAsianEquation February 12, 2020