Broderik

A synonym for the word "brother" which is used by many people with an IQ over 200

A: Hey dude, how are you?
B: Oh, sup Broderik, fine, thanks.

by achtzehnuhr February 17, 2018

Chris Broderick

Guitar player for Jag Panzer, Megadeth, and touring guitarist for Nevermore

Also known as The Master of the Finger tap, God of the shred, Sweep Master General, Gods Right Handed Handy Man.

Best Guitarist ever...hands down

Last night I was listing to Jag Panzers "Thane to The Throne" and I heard Chris Brodericks solos, and I thought to my self, he is the Sweep Master General, and the Master of Tap.

I'd kill to play like him

by Panzerfan April 7, 2009

Chris Broderick

Current guitar player for megadeth. Not only does Chris play guitar, but he also likes to keep in shape. After shredding his audiences into spontaneous combustion and eating all of their souls for breakfast, Chris likes to lift weights. Always looking for a way to save money, Chris usually stabs his neighbors with a pole until it is heavy enough for him to lift. Chris uses ibanez guitars and engl amps, as anything less would literally turn into dust with one look from his fierce, laser beam eyes.

My friend went to a Megadeth show, and Chris Broderick played so fast that the first five rows died! Then he ate them. Whole.

by KBlikesmen May 11, 2010

broderism

The worship of bipartisanship for its own sake, combined with a fake "pox on both their houses" attitude. The main goal is the establishment of a permanent ruling class of Washington insiders, our betters who know better. It is their rough agenda which is sold as "centrism" even when it has no actual relationship with the political center in a meaningful way. The establishment of an aristocratic class in America.

The belief that it all sides are equal and must compromise at all times. Regardless of the final outcome or the level of understanding or intelligence presented by each side.

Mark Foley had a bad relationship with pages; Sen. Vitter has visited Prositutes in New Orleans and Washington; Sen Craig tried to proposition an undercover officer; Newt Gingrich had multiple afairs; Duke Cunningham was bribed with Prostitutes; but William Jefferson had money in his fridge so both sides are clearly evil.

Wow, that's quite a Broderism.

by Brother Maynard October 8, 2007

Broderick-Flail

A dance-like, thrashing, spastic type movement that begins with the body's lower extremities being pointed outward in a duck-like fashion while the upper body is squatted with elbows at awkward angles to the rest of the body. Movement patterns are unpredictible and sporadic but frequently conclude with somewhat of an artistic finesse including the pointing of a toe or an extra hop followed by a slightly elevated chin.

The girl used a Broderick-Flail type movement on the Beam Ball court.

by Guatemalan Chocolate May 3, 2010

broderick

A gangsta nigga who stay fresh and clean 24/7 with their swagga. Brodericks tend to have big ‘ole dicks that are 9 inches and bigger (hung like horses) and nut like a muthafucka. They have an attitude that at first will annoy you but then you will soon get used to it and appreciate their feistiness and their cockiness. Whenever you argue with a Broderick, don’t even bother trying to put up a fight because YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WRONG and he will win every single time… seriously (pisses me off). They have great smiles and ‘ride n die’ personalities that are fly and will always be there by your side. They will always be honest and straight up with you about anything even about his opinions and feelings toward you. If the love you they show it… if they hate you you’ll know it. They are playas straight from the South and spit mad game to pick up all kinds of big booty hoes up in the club, parties, functions, etc. Don’t talk back to them or they will bust a cap in yo’ ass with their glock. BEWARE BITCHES… Brodericks are hard to tame!!! But if you know one keep him close because he will always love you and will protect you at any cost.

Bitch #1: Damn nothing but small dicks up in this club…

Bitch #2: Yea I feel you! I need one of them big dick Brodericks!!

Bitch #1: Yee! They always get'chu walking wit a limp.

*both sigh*

by mex-salva-fili gurl February 22, 2011

broderick shower

The cleansing of one's genitalia, whilst squatting in the bathtub; remaining clothed from the waist up.
Preferrably done in a cheap motel prior to adulterous intercourse.

"Oh no! Mary will be here soon. I hope I have enough time to take a Broderick Shower as my cock and balls are absolutely filthy. I hope she has done the same."

by Mr. McAllister July 16, 2008