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Bradford Grasscut
When you are rancid enough to convince a pregnant girl to leave her partner so you can fuck her, then fraudulently put your signature on a (second) false birth certificate, then lie to the child "all their life" about who their father really is, along with your parents who you still live with at the age of 59. When the truth comes out 31 years later, you smear the real father with lies in an attempt to justify what you did to him. All the above puppetteered by the narcissist child's mother. True story folks. Fact is stranger than fiction.
Muzza pulled the Bradford Grasscut and lied to "his" son his entire life, in writing with a falsified birth certificate. "His" son is too busy pulling cones to realise what has been done to him - and he has in turn, done it to his own son. A bloodline lie perpetuated down 2 generations.
Bradford Grasscut by ratsbackside March 29, 2023
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Tim Bradford
A Tim Bradford is a hot cop on the rookie. He's smoking hot and he secretly cares alot more so for Lucy and Lopez.
"It's smocking hot Officer Zaddy and best man" Tamara say
"Shh he could here you" Lucy says laughing
"What's a Officer Zaddy?" Tim Bradford ask behind them
"Shh he could here you" Lucy says laughing
"What's a Officer Zaddy?" Tim Bradford ask behind them
Tim Bradford by Chenfordalltheway May 14, 2021
Broadswording
To not only just suck up to your boss in an unbelievable and outrageous manner, but to gobble your boss/supervisor so fervently that that you passed the gag reflex 47 minutes ago and not only his knob but a section of shaft is also protruding from your anus thus allowing for much comedic banter withing the office confines.
*Boss enters office*: "Morning gents...."
*Employee 1*: "Hello sir, how are you on this fine and wonderfully happy workday, such a pleasure to see your glowing complexion and energy in our office, can I bounce something off you as I highly regard your opinion on........?
*Employee 2*: "Jesus Dave, you broadsworded the shit out of him, so deep we only saw ballsack"
* Employee 3 *. " Way too much Broadswording in this office" .
*Employee 1*: "Hello sir, how are you on this fine and wonderfully happy workday, such a pleasure to see your glowing complexion and energy in our office, can I bounce something off you as I highly regard your opinion on........?
*Employee 2*: "Jesus Dave, you broadsworded the shit out of him, so deep we only saw ballsack"
* Employee 3 *. " Way too much Broadswording in this office" .
Broadswording by Fingered Dickhole July 16, 2014
Bradford
A city in the north off England full off real men, grafters, Asians, smackheads and all round nice people one off the best places to be raised and will make you into a real man.
Bradford by Ultimate_grafter June 17, 2018
North Branford High School
a hole in the wall school. its basically a long hallway with a square at the end. The Courtyard has no point to it no one can use it. Saulis ruined everything for that school. theres nothing to do except go to the library or just leave. this school is a joke.
North Branford High School by xxxhartexxx July 31, 2011
Sam Bradford
#14 Oklahoma Sooners sophomore quarterback.
- 2008 Heisman Trophy winner over UFs Tim Tebow and UTs Colt McCoy.
2008 season: top accuracy percentage in the nation, threw for 48 touchdowns and rushed for another 5. Leads the highest scoring offense in FBS history posting a total of 702, breaking Hawaiis previous record. Also has posted more than 60 points in 5 consecutive games.
Has led the Sooners to the top spot in the nation and a bid to the BCS national championship game on January 8, 2009 against the Florida Gators.
- 2008 Heisman Trophy winner over UFs Tim Tebow and UTs Colt McCoy.
2008 season: top accuracy percentage in the nation, threw for 48 touchdowns and rushed for another 5. Leads the highest scoring offense in FBS history posting a total of 702, breaking Hawaiis previous record. Also has posted more than 60 points in 5 consecutive games.
Has led the Sooners to the top spot in the nation and a bid to the BCS national championship game on January 8, 2009 against the Florida Gators.
Sam Bradford by BO0M3R5O0N3R December 21, 2008
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