Bro-ke Up 

When you and your best friend have insurmountable differences in your friendship and you have to break up with your best bro. It includes but is not limited to, no longer speaking to one another, talking trash about one another and awkward moments of returning each others belongings

Guy 1: Yeah, we used to be tight but we had a bro-ke up.

Bro-ke Up by TheTrueElJakeo June 28, 2011

bro-ke up 

When your best guy friend starts hanging out with a different guy and they become best friends.

Guy 1: "Dude, I went to the movies last night and I saw Kent hanging out with Bradley. And today they're going bowling together! I thought Kent was MY best friend!"
Guy 2: "Ahh, I see. Sorry dude, he totally just bro-ke up with you."

bro-ke up by TheSilentLeprechaun May 29, 2009

monkey broke-up 

When you send a monkey to carry a break-up letter to a significant other, rather than break up with that person yourself.

"It's always awkward when someone shows up for a date after I monkey broke-up with them."

monkey broke-up by dongo991 May 4, 2010

broke-up 

When bros decide not to be bros anymore.

Go easy on Jim, he is going through a difficult broke-up with Charles.

broke-up by Vatu August 2, 2018

You broke up Pantera!

Something you might say when there is no rational explanation or excuse for someone's bad behaviour. Comes from the statment yelled by a gunman who on December 8, 2004, attacked members of a band named Damageplan and its fans. Two of the members of Damageplan had previously been members of the band Pantera.

Dad: Why didn't you do your chores?
Son: You broke up Pantera!
Dad: !?

You broke up Pantera! by Big Steve December 9, 2004

broke up 

prior to the event of an individual being jumped/beaten.

adriana is about to be broke up.

broke up by LizzyLiza September 10, 2008

Netflix broke up 

when someone significant to you tells you they are not going to watch a Netflix series with you anymore.

e were watching series of Unfortunate events together loving it having a great time comparing the books reviewed the casting choices, loving the tone and comparing our imaginations from when we read the book. then she got busy I got busy, it wasn't a weekly thing anymore. Things started to fade but the fun memories were still there and we have only got the Aunt Josephine part.

Last week, She told me she was gonna start watching it with some else. Netflix broke up

Netflix broke up by go fishy go June 18, 2018