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broke up 

prior to the event of an individual being jumped/beaten.
broke up by LizzyLiza September 10, 2008

monkey broke-up 

When you send a monkey to carry a break-up letter to a significant other, rather than break up with that person yourself.
"It's always awkward when someone shows up for a date after I monkey broke-up with them."
monkey broke-up by dongo991 May 4, 2010

You broke up Pantera!

Something you might say when there is no rational explanation or excuse for someone's bad behaviour. Comes from the statment yelled by a gunman who on December 8, 2004, attacked members of a band named Damageplan and its fans. Two of the members of Damageplan had previously been members of the band Pantera.
Dad: Why didn't you do your chores?
Son: You broke up Pantera!
Dad: !?
You broke up Pantera! by Big Steve December 9, 2004

Netflix broke up 

when someone significant to you tells you they are not going to watch a Netflix series with you anymore.
e were watching series of Unfortunate events together loving it having a great time comparing the books reviewed the casting choices, loving the tone and comparing our imaginations from when we read the book. then she got busy I got busy, it wasn't a weekly thing anymore. Things started to fade but the fun memories were still there and we have only got the Aunt Josephine part.

Last week, She told me she was gonna start watching it with some else. Netflix broke up
Netflix broke up by go fishy go June 18, 2018

put the parking brake up 

I was initially only going to be gone for a minute, but once I was in the bathroom I realized I needed to put the parking brake up.

Bro-ke Up 

When you and your best friend have insurmountable differences in your friendship and you have to break up with your best bro. It includes but is not limited to, no longer speaking to one another, talking trash about one another and awkward moments of returning each others belongings
Guy 1: Yeah, we used to be tight but we had a bro-ke up.
Bro-ke Up by TheTrueElJakeo June 28, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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