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bro squat 

When the member of a metal band (while on stage) gets into a squatting position and goes downward until ass is touching stage, it is a status symbol, if you can squat farther than the alpha bro, you then take his position as the alpha bro.
Kyle: what's that dude doing on stage? It looks like he's tryin to push one out.

Broc: It's called a bro squat dude, you need to get out more.
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Bro-Squad 

A group of people, usually bros, within a group, club, or school organization or sports team. Usually the marching band. Who have similar interests and ideas.
-Look at the Bro-Squad cleaning their instruments together.
-Yeah, I wish I was in the Bro-Squad.
Bro-Squad by johnny boy2 March 26, 2013

Bro squad 

A group of obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. Bros actually chose this name for themselves as they often refer to each other as "bro" even though they are not related.
The bro squad had to meet to discuss current events.
Bro squad by JLESU December 16, 2009

dude bro squad 

A squad of dorky teens that are cooler than you.
Guy: Did you hear about the dude bro squad?
Girl: Yeah man, they're squad goals

Bro Tank Squad 

A gaming community based around bro tanks a.k.a. tank tops. It is a lifestyle choice and a good one at that. Although it hasn't been tested, most members are known to have extremely sexy butts.
1. Ever since I became part of the Bro Tank Squad, I have become more manly! My mom is jealous.

2. Why does @GoldGloveTV have a hammer?? #BroTankSquad
Bro Tank Squad by GamerShore October 29, 2012

damn bro you got the whole squad laughing 

damn bro you got the whole squad laughing is something someone says when someone says something unfunny
person 1: *says something unfunny*
person 2: damn bro you got the whole squad laughing

Damn Bro You Got The Whole Squad Laughing 

This is what you say when someone in your friend group says something unfunny
Chris: "I had sex with Joe Mama last night
Josh: " Damn Bro You Got The Whole Squad Laughing