A masculine hug occuring between two men, usually occuring during moments of intense joy or initial meeting. They are marked by their overtly heterosexualnature.
First popularized by the "Professor Brothers" cartoons.
Mike (uncomfortably): "Ian, why are you holding me."
Ian: "Bro Grab, man."
Mike (suddenly comfortable and unmolestedly): "Ah. Cool."
"I pulled up to the curb with manly, Kate Moss confidence. And there's the dean and his wife, bulging with impatient fluids. I moved in for a bro grab and got totally whiffed" - Professor (ep. 'Late Date')
A mythical creature that combines bro time with a hot and sexy (usually sassy or sarcastic) package. Basically the coolest person in the world combining sex appeal and slightly toned down bro behavior. Not to be confused with a bro hoe this girl may or may not be easy depending on a male or female view of sex and number of sexual partners. Can occur when fathers aren't given sons to pass on their knowledge to. Not to be confused with a lesbian that appears manly, the bro goddess must be at least straight leaning towards bisexual is an added bonus. Can be a great wingman when hunting a threesome. Not to be confused with butch the bro goddess appears to be a demure female in everyday situations until she speaks.
That Jessie chick, on the mountian bike, chugging a beer, giving me the finger? Oh she's the bro goddess for sure.
Person 1: "He recommends vocal exercises, like bro bro goo goo!"
Person 1: "Bro bro goo goo!"
Person 2: "...How is saying a bunch of nonsense possibly going to help us?"
Person 1: "It says it keeps you calm by relaxing your face."