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bretchface by Michaelrosen January 29, 2017
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Resting Bitchface
A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.
Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:
"What's wrong? Are you okay?"
"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"
"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."
"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."
"Why don't you smile more?"
"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."
How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."
"What's wrong? Are you okay?"
"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"
"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."
"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."
"Why don't you smile more?"
"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."
How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."
Resting Bitchface by ShimmyShimmyCocoLoco June 1, 2015
Related Words
resting bitchface syndrome
Or R.B.S. is defined as the thousand yard stare and overall uninterested, angry looking gaze that falls upon some women. Usually first diagnosed around age 20 it can both be genetic or influenced by ones environment to where the afflicted appears "bitchy" in absence of a smile.
resting bitchface syndrome by Nolin Chitwood February 15, 2015
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bitchfacehoebag
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Señor Bitchface
Professional European football player David Villa (pronunciation in english: Dahveed Veeah).
Currently playing on club level for wonderful F. C. Barcelona in Spain in La Liga (also called Primera Division) and has been a consistent player for the Spanish national team (with the number 7 on his shirt).
Villa is commonly known and also very famous for his ability to make bitchfaces.
Villa has been awarded 1st place in the "bitchface" category and is without arguing and the leading expert in his field. (See winning pictures on www.kickette.com).
Villa has therefore been given the name "Señor Bitchface".
Currently playing on club level for wonderful F. C. Barcelona in Spain in La Liga (also called Primera Division) and has been a consistent player for the Spanish national team (with the number 7 on his shirt).
Villa is commonly known and also very famous for his ability to make bitchfaces.
Villa has been awarded 1st place in the "bitchface" category and is without arguing and the leading expert in his field. (See winning pictures on www.kickette.com).
Villa has therefore been given the name "Señor Bitchface".
Google him online and you'll see the pictures with Señor Bitchface (posted on www.kickette.com on a few different occasions) and don't forget to look at Fernando Torres's bitchfaces too while you're at it (2nd place).
Señor Bitchface by Barcelista June 15, 2010
bitchface
A face that somebody gives when they are angry/annoyed/irritated. Meant to ward off any bystanders who will further bother said person. This is a look that can kill, if need be.
bitchface by a_real_bitch March 31, 2009
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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