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Resting Bitchface

A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.
Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:

"What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"

"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."

"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."

"Why don't you smile more?"

"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."

How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."
A Term used to describe the appearance of another person's face, whilst on an illegal substance.
Also used to describe the appearance of someone's old/weathered face, quite obviously due to a lifetime of Drink/Drug use.
"Mate you're bashface!"

OR

"check out that bashface!"
bashface by Al Phillips January 2, 2009

benchracer

Bench racer is a person that talks about cars and racing but does not actually attend track/race events. He may have a car to race but chooses not to or is always in the garage tweaking a car and never takes it out.
Those that like to discuss racing but don't actually go are known as benchracer
benchracer by C7vetteboy July 15, 2014

bearface 

dude, did you hear bearface singing summer live? shit made me cry a lil bit.
bearface by MKUltras June 11, 2018

Beachaven 

Only the most dope pool in Clarksville, Tn where all the female guards are bitches and a random male guard that likes to drink a lot of milk. There is no place to hide from the sun, and the water is cold as ice . Never any parking spaces so be prepared to walk a mile. Other than that.... pools clean! 5 starts !
Child 1: Barksdale blows

Child 2: I'm to drunk right now to operate

Child 1: let's skip school and to Beachaven cause its crunk as fuck there
Beachaven by Minivan13 June 16, 2013

Bashface Crew

A collective group of friends, that after taking much amusement in the "chav" culture of today have decided to call themselves a "crew".
Closely connected to the term "Bashface",due to a joint enjoyment in indulging in illegal substances.
Choosing the colour purple on bandanas is also represented( a mix of the blood and cryp gang culture in america).
But Overall, they're quite a lovely bunch of Bashfaces!
Bashface Crew by Al Phillips January 12, 2008