bresticles 

1. brests that are cold and the nipples go out like mountains

At the movies, someone shouted I have bresticles! They're hard as rocks!

bresticles by Riley H. July 27, 2006

Bresticles 

Female breasts. Aka breasticles or chesticles.

When god was making women, he made their testicles so big he had to stick them on their chests. Hence, bresticles.

Bresticles by JaineD’oh April 11, 2022

bassticles 

Your ability to fish in reference to the size of your balls

"Hey Logan, you have small bassticles"

bassticles by The Lender November 25, 2007

breasticles 

The rounded organs situated on a female chest. They come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.

Look at the breasticles on her!

breasticles by Dan Tutty March 4, 2004

breasticles 

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

breasticles by HairFarmer January 18, 2008

Breasticles 

A prolific ancient Greek physician practicing somewhere between 480-430BC, noted for his thorough anatomical studies of the mammary glands. His contributions to the field of anatomy are incalculable; men the world over have benefited from his unyielding attempts to demystify this most recognized symbol of the female form.
He is also recognized for generating the first public debates surrounding medical malpractice. In his later years, his academic interest gave way to obscene obsession.

Socrates: Know thyself.

Breasticles: Know thy breasts, my good friend.

Breasticles by DrPedicus April 18, 2010

Tig Ol' Besticles 

The male equivalent of tig ol' bitties.

Larger than average testicles.

I saw John naked and he had tig ol' besticles.

Tig Ol' Besticles by aamdeter November 5, 2012