bresticles

1. brests that are cold and the nipples go out like mountains

At the movies, someone shouted I have bresticles! They're hard as rocks!

by Riley H. July 27, 2006

Bresticles

Female breasts. Aka breasticles or chesticles.

When god was making women, he made their testicles so big he had to stick them on their chests. Hence, bresticles.

by JaineD’oh April 11, 2022

bassticles

Your ability to fish in reference to the size of your balls

"Hey Logan, you have small bassticles"

by The Lender November 25, 2007

breasticles

The rounded organs situated on a female chest. They come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.

Look at the breasticles on her!

by Dan Tutty March 4, 2004

breasticles

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

by HairFarmer January 18, 2008

Breasticles

A prolific ancient Greek physician practicing somewhere between 480-430BC, noted for his thorough anatomical studies of the mammary glands. His contributions to the field of anatomy are incalculable; men the world over have benefited from his unyielding attempts to demystify this most recognized symbol of the female form.
He is also recognized for generating the first public debates surrounding medical malpractice. In his later years, his academic interest gave way to obscene obsession.

Socrates: Know thyself.

Breasticles: Know thy breasts, my good friend.

by DrPedicus April 18, 2010

Tig Ol' Besticles

The male equivalent of tig ol' bitties.

Larger than average testicles.

I saw John naked and he had tig ol' besticles.

by aamdeter November 5, 2012