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bresticals 

When a man's testicals are like the size of a womans breast. This is not a good thing. They are normaly really fucked.
Bob has bresticals

bresticals 

very small breasts. usually found with some suprise amidst wads of kleenex used to pad a brassiere in order to give the illusion of ample breastage.
good god! where are your breasts? all I can find are these bresticals!
bresticals by gib January 20, 2004

Breasticals 

When a woman is on her hands and knees (all fours) and her breasts are jiggling beneath her, just like testicals.
"I did her from behind, and her breasticals were swinging. It was cool!"

Breastical 

the region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.
Jewelez: Sam you hit my breastical area!!!!
Sophie: What is a breastical?
Jewelez: The region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.
Kacia: (appearing from behind a dark building) Oh! *wink*
Sam: WTF!? who the breastical are you?
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
All: BREASTICAL
Kacia: Who's All? *wink*
Jewelez: All gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Sam: All has a large breastical region.
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Kacia: Oh! *wink* (returns to her dark building)
Sophie: *wink* BYE KEESH!
Kacia: *wink* good luck with your breasticals, girls.
Jewelez: Keeshash gets a gold star for using the term beastical in a sentence.
Kacia: *wink* thank you. i will cherrish my gold star forever.
Sam: jewelez, your such a breastical. where did you purchase your gold stars?
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Miss Poltrock: Jewelez, did you purchase your gold stars in the bathroom?
Jewelez: ........
Miss Poltrock: you know, Jewelez, just saying the word "breastical" isn't a complete sentence.
Jewelez: Miss Poltrock gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
All: BREASTICAL

bresticle 

When your breasts hang down so low they look like testicles.
Whoa, that grandma has some nasty bresticles!!
bresticle by AshBenDer February 11, 2003

Breasticals 

At Woman: Small boobs.
At Man: Huge testicals.
Dude your girlfriend has breasticals!
Omg, my boyfriend has f*cking breasticals.
Breasticals by PizzaEatPizza November 3, 2009
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