breastoration 

When an older woman gets breast enhansment in hopes of restoring her youthful look, similar to car restoration.

Chris: Did you check out that old hag on the chopper?

Jessica: You mean the one with the "breastoration"

breastoration by cousin jessie September 30, 2009

breasturbation 

The act of a girl or woman sexually stimulating herself by fondling, rubbing, licking, and sucking her own breasts and/or nipples as well as using a dildo or vibrator to simulate tit fucking.

1. Jen, from Tri Delt, always had to resort to breasturbation and other acts of pleasuring herself, because she was too fat, broke down, and struggling to get a fine man who'd actually want to do her.

2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!





Mark H. Bringing more new sexual slang terms to UD since February 2004.

breasturbation by Mark H May 18, 2005

Brestoration  

similar to old car restoration, you restore an old womans brest to look like they used to.

Did you see that old hag with the huge boobs?

You mean the one with the "Brestoration " ?

Brestoration by Super Jess January 19, 2009

Breastpirationitis 

A health coniditon in which the glands located in the frontal part of the chest are overly active resutling in extremem boobial perspiration

Dude 1:Did you see the host of so you think you can dance canada?
Dude 2:Who the girl ?
Dude 1:Yea!
Dude 2:what about her?
Dude 1:she had massive Breastpirationitis

Breastpirationitis by payasitoboni August 25, 2009

breastraction 

The state of being distracted, solely by a woman's breasts.

I couldn't concentrate at work after the breastraction that my female co-worker had caused me.

breastraction by gerlitzappel October 21, 2006

breastimation 

A estimation, often influenced by inebriation or equal mental hinderance, of a woman's observed bra size from a male perspective. Often used/found in places like college bars, night clubs, gentleman's clubs, etc.

"My breastimations could have been inaccurate, it was dark."

breastimation by Nate Metheny July 31, 2008

brastration 

(noun): the feeling of being upset or annoyed, because of the inability to unhook your girl's bra in the heat of things..

Every time i try to have sex with my girlfriend, i end up suffering from brastration as she wears hard to remove bras

brastration by SirLV March 11, 2015