Restoration

A term commonly used by mistake when describing a vehicle that has undergone improvements such as new paint and interior, yet is nothing like a factory original.

I spent 10,000 dollars on the restoration of my VW Bus. The Lexus Plum Purple paint still looks new and the leather Dodge Caravan seats are very comfortable.

Restoration by norcalmike vw December 21, 2010

restoration

the political equivalent of shitting out a blinding hangover. following a time of riley disinhibition, puritans lord inhibition and the implementing of such policy brings on headaches for all. however, cancelling was needless tonight, as a massive, extended and all round boon to all restoration descended.

having retreated back to the bolt-hole ceremoniously i commemorate upon the throne and restoration process ensues

restoration by silencut March 2, 2009

restoration

repair some unique oil paintings

restoration and repair some unique oil paintings

restoration by einsoph January 8, 2022

Restoration

a structure provided to replace or repair dental tissue so as to restore its form and function, such as a filling, crown, or bridge.

The dentist recommended a restoration to replace the missing tooth structure and allow Sarah to chew comfortably again.

Restoration by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024

Restoration Hardware 

A set of Retail Stores and Venues....Actually a style of brand new furnishings and decor that do their best to emulate anything but what they actually are - contemporary products.

A style of decor that has an already broke-in look at the bare minimum -

It must fulfilling the desire to bring back all those items abused and thrown carelessly away in the past. A syndrome of societal guilt to pretend we never abandon our used.

I sincerely hope that we learn our lessons and archive and store instead of burn and trash.

None of these things are actually antiques, or from the places their style is named after:

Tuscan, Mediterranean, Vintage, French, World, Bulgarian, Rustic, Verdi, Shabby Chic, Victorian, Retro, Primitive, Restoration Hardware

Restoration Hardware by Ljeanbeans January 24, 2011

Clan Restoration Act 

A law in the Naruto Fanfiction universe plugged in by various fanfiction authors for any Naruto Harem Fanfic. Usually implicated to either build or restore a clan. Sometimes use in Reverse Harems.

It's original usage is unknown.

Finding out that he was the desendent of a long lost clan, Tsunade enacts the CRA, Clan Restoration Act for Naruto to take on multiple wives to build his clan's numbers back up.

Clan Restoration Act by Fowlkon March 14, 2011

Foreskin Restoration 

What a circumcised male does after learning how horrible circumcision is. It works by stretching the skin every day for years, causing penile skin to very slowly grow and form a skin tube with some (but not all) functions of a real foreskin.

Some people will tell you it's a waste of time because it's not a real foreskin and you can't get the nerve endings back. However, foreskin restoration still has so many benefits that everyone who does it says it's worth it. You do get some nerve endings back, but not all. Every restorer reports a massive increase in sexual pleasure.

I became depressed after finding out my parents mutilated me after I was born, so I started foreskin restoration.

Foreskin Restoration by ForeskinRestorer March 19, 2019