breadflu 

1. Breadflu is a pretty niche disease that started in 1987. It started spreading because of a Korean girl who sold bread to people for free. The people who ate that bread soon began to lose their hair and were completely bald within a few days.
The Korean girl soon disappeared never to be seen again. Rumours are that her daughter is now planning to do the same thing but on a bigger scale so watch out for any suspicious Korean girls selling bread. It may make u go bald!

2. That one girl that poisoned 146 queens in the past 1200 years. No one has seen her face yet. But she is out there planning her next move.. waiting for the right moment...

Person1: did u hear about that disease that makes people go bald
Person2: bro thats such a dumb disease cant believe people think its real
Person1: still dude watch out

Person2 yeah sure *walks away without boning up any information*

**INTIMIDATING GIRL WITH A BREAD IN HER HAND**

Person2: yo back away I love my hair please leave me alone
INTIMIDATING GIRL: heh... *shoves bread in his mouth*

**A FEW DAYS LATER**
Person2: NOOOOOO I AM BALD MY PRECIOUS BLONDE HAIR

Person1: and that's what happens when u don't listen to me
Person2: I am going to shove my big bread in your mouth
Person1: try me... *smirks*
Person2: augh~ now u have the breadflu aswell.

breadflu by breadflu March 17, 2025

Breadfruiter

Comes from the West Indian word breadfruit (please see Urban Dictionary for meaning of breadfruit). A breadfruiter is one who breadfruits, in other words abuses a breadfruit.

John's a breadfruiter, since he can't get a woman.

Breadfruiter by Ilovecattles December 18, 2016

Breadfruit 

Word originating in Trinidad, popping the stem off a large breadfruit (a fruit from a tree) and the act of penetrating the hole created. It's also used to describe masturbation.

I haven't had it so long, I could use a quick breadfruit.

Breadfruit by Ilovecattles December 15, 2016

breadflation 

a steady rise in the price of bread

Flour scarcity is a recipe for breadflation.

breadflation by Easytorts March 15, 2023

breadfuck 

That person you have sex with because they are loaded.

"What dude? I have to screw her, she's my breadfuck."

breadfuck by WordDr. July 1, 2005

breadful 

A modern spin on the "dreadful feeling of a lot of upcoming pain"

"God today school is going to be breadful "
"Yeah, I am going to be in a loaf of pain. "

breadful by zrickwabble March 16, 2022

Breadfuck 

The act of penetrating a loaf of bread with male genetalia.

Dude, did you just pull a Breadfuck????

Breadfuck by noahmcdanger April 4, 2009