breadflu

1. Breadflu is a pretty niche disease that started in 1987. It started spreading because of a Korean girl who sold bread to people for free. The people who ate that bread soon began to lose their hair and were completely bald within a few days.
The Korean girl soon disappeared never to be seen again. Rumours are that her daughter is now planning to do the same thing but on a bigger scale so watch out for any suspicious Korean girls selling bread. It may make u go bald!

2. That one girl that poisoned 146 queens in the past 1200 years. No one has seen her face yet. But she is out there planning her next move.. waiting for the right moment...

Person1: did u hear about that disease that makes people go bald
Person2: bro thats such a dumb disease cant believe people think its real
Person1: still dude watch out

Person2 yeah sure *walks away without boning up any information*

**INTIMIDATING GIRL WITH A BREAD IN HER HAND**

Person2: yo back away I love my hair please leave me alone
INTIMIDATING GIRL: heh... *shoves bread in his mouth*

**A FEW DAYS LATER**
Person2: NOOOOOO I AM BALD MY PRECIOUS BLONDE HAIR

Person1: and that's what happens when u don't listen to me
Person2: I am going to shove my big bread in your mouth
Person1: try me... *smirks*
Person2: augh~ now u have the breadflu aswell.

by breadflu March 17, 2025