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Breadecution
A man who get sentenced to breadecution gets killed by being bitch slapped with a piece of bread by a woman in the kitchen
sir im sorry for this but im sentencing you to breadecution from being slapped buy a women with a piece of bread
Breadecution by fartwatty May 12, 2021
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breadflu
1. Breadflu is a pretty niche disease that started in 1987. It started spreading because of a Korean girl who sold bread to people for free. The people who ate that bread soon began to lose their hair and were completely bald within a few days.
The Korean girl soon disappeared never to be seen again. Rumours are that her daughter is now planning to do the same thing but on a bigger scale so watch out for any suspicious Korean girls selling bread. It may make u go bald!
2. That one girl that poisoned 146 queens in the past 1200 years. No one has seen her face yet. But she is out there planning her next move.. waiting for the right moment...
The Korean girl soon disappeared never to be seen again. Rumours are that her daughter is now planning to do the same thing but on a bigger scale so watch out for any suspicious Korean girls selling bread. It may make u go bald!
2. That one girl that poisoned 146 queens in the past 1200 years. No one has seen her face yet. But she is out there planning her next move.. waiting for the right moment...
Person1: did u hear about that disease that makes people go bald
Person2: bro thats such a dumb disease cant believe people think its real
Person1: still dude watch out
Person2 yeah sure *walks away without boning up any information*
**INTIMIDATING GIRL WITH A BREAD IN HER HAND**
Person2: yo back away I love my hair please leave me alone
INTIMIDATING GIRL: heh... *shoves bread in his mouth*
**A FEW DAYS LATER**
Person2: NOOOOOO I AM BALD MY PRECIOUS BLONDE HAIR
Person1: and that's what happens when u don't listen to me
Person2: I am going to shove my big bread in your mouth
Person1: try me... *smirks*
Person2: augh~ now u have the breadflu aswell.
Person2: bro thats such a dumb disease cant believe people think its real
Person1: still dude watch out
Person2 yeah sure *walks away without boning up any information*
**INTIMIDATING GIRL WITH A BREAD IN HER HAND**
Person2: yo back away I love my hair please leave me alone
INTIMIDATING GIRL: heh... *shoves bread in his mouth*
**A FEW DAYS LATER**
Person2: NOOOOOO I AM BALD MY PRECIOUS BLONDE HAIR
Person1: and that's what happens when u don't listen to me
Person2: I am going to shove my big bread in your mouth
Person1: try me... *smirks*
Person2: augh~ now u have the breadflu aswell.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026