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brauunson 

A smooth talking player. Tries to smash most girls he comes into contact with but is ultimatly friendzoned in the end.
Did you see brauunson over there?

Ya hes trying to get with all seven of them
brauunson by A ducking genius September 2, 2017
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Bransoning 

the act of locking yourself in a closet with a female and taking yours and her clothes off"
Holy shit bro he's bransoning her in the closet
Bransoning by RawrXDXD March 11, 2017

Branson Missouri

It's like Vegas, if it was run by Ned Flanders.
Okily-dokily, I'm off to Branson Missouri!
Branson Missouri by mp3yt0n May 17, 2017

Ms Brunson 

A very sweet and charming person, who pretends to be a misanthrope but secretly loves everyone. She has an incredible brain which is not only an organic graphics calculator but also library of information (especially science) and memories. Don't mess with her because she'll never forget about it!!!
Person 1: Ms Brunson today told me to "go away"
Person 2: Yeah, she is the best. I love Ms Brunson!
Person 1: Absolutely agree!
Ms Brunson by Very Really Good January 19, 2023

Branson High School 

a hella small high school thats 95% white rich kids even though they brag about their diversity. everyone there owns at least ten pieces of branson merch and only wears lulus, champion, khakis, and hoodies. the food is the only reason everyone goes there but theres never enough seats in the commons. theres too many stairs. everyone is book smart but has no common sense. every school hates branson bc its branson but branson is better than marin academy no cap
joe: where do u go
joey: branson high school
joe: at least its not ma

Doyle Brunson 

The "Doyle Brunson" is common slang for 2 particular pre-flop hands in the variation of Poker known as "Texas Hold 'Em". These hands are 10-2 offsuited, and A-Qo. The former is named the Doyle Brunson because Doyle Brunson, the actual living poker legend, won the World Series of Poker with this hand twice consecutively. The latter is named for Brunson because it is a hand that for an odd reason he will almost ALWAYS fold.
I flopped a full house with a Doyle Brunson, but fell to a higher full house with 10s full of 9s on the turn.
Doyle Brunson by Ikasu March 5, 2005
The most amazing person that you will meet, he will always treat you nicely, he will fight for you just to help you out in bad situations, he is normally a pretty huge badass, he is the most loyal, loveable, guy you will encounter, he is totally different than other guys, he doesn't tolerate rudeness from guys, he is a gentleman that will always treat you with respect if you deserve it
"Man Braunson is such a great guy"

"Yeah"
Braunson by MAST3RCH13FS117 August 9, 2017
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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