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When you intentionally misquote a joke, a movie line, or song to get a person in the room to correct you!

You are said to have Brauned them.
when quoting Caddyshack movie, "20 bucks says you slice"

the real quote, "100 bucks says you slice"

upon hearing a song with a group of people that is famously Bon Jovi ........ you say - " I love Journey" ... when someone corrects you - you say "I Brauned you" (with great satisfaction)
Brauned by Reevenator September 11, 2012

braintellectual 

A portmanteau of the words brain and intellectual that describes individuals whose intellectual capabilities are so great that they understand this word and probably more complex subject matter too.

The opposite of brainlet.

It is very commonly used in a sarcastic manner.
It can be used as an adjective or a noun.
Bradon, you got really high grades so that means you're a braintellectual
Justus, in all his braintellectual musical genius, exclaimed "the percussionist sets the tempo!"
While brainlet Chads are busy fucking whores, a braintellectual such as me will be busy doing your mom!

Toot Braunstein 

Fictional character from the first animated reality tv show "Drawn Together". Erratic, fat, and cutter. She makes up for her fatness with her awesome personality and humorous role as "the bitch".
Toot Braunstein: So fine, if I can't be the sex symbol, then i can definitely be the BITCH!!!.
Toot Braunstein by sdignldiurng December 25, 2010

Brainternets

Your brain on the Internet.

This will be a reality in the near future.
"Lucie wins at Brainternets!"
Brainternets by rmearns December 21, 2008

Braunite 

Person who resides on the Braunstone estate in Leicester, Most typical houses are required to have at least 6 kids with different dads for extra points, a burnt out car or drive a shitty nova 1.2 with bean can Exhaust with lexus style lights with a tinny stereo. Car must be worth no more than £150 sterling and have at least £755 of wank styling. Hanging around sharing one fag with 20 mates and half a bottle of perno goes down a treat of an evening. Language is varied, ranging from "oi mistarrr gis a faggg" to "innit batty man yeah innit wot". Ugly Bints are everywhere (a repellent spray is being produced) its called (work), the more benifits you have the higher you are respected, having no kids by the prime age of 14 is a Braunite sin as you have to have at least 2 kids by 14 and 4 by 18, while claiming every benefit under the fucking sun.
Look at that stinking fucking braunite with her 7 kids and not working, mmmmmm nice house with trademark smouldering shell on the front garden, look at mercedes and Tiffinanyany Mcclaren playing on the road (nobs! makes yah wanna move country it does)
Braunite by Bob the pirate August 8, 2004

New Braunfels 

A small conservative town between Austin and San Antonio known for Schlitterbahn, the Guadalupe river and the Comal River. What most people don't know is that the local government is ridiculously corrupt, ignoring the tax payers and focusing on the mass development of low quality suburbs and filling in all green space. There are many videos of significant flooding destroying homes which were knowingly built on floodplains.

The corruption of the school system is wide spreed and includes: The sacrifice of elementary art programs for football stadiums, high turnover of teachers as the administration prefers loyalty over skill, and so on.

The list goes on...
"I think I'll move some place nice, like New Braunfels."

"Ok, have fun burning in a eternal hell!"
New Braunfels by Brandy BandShoe October 27, 2008